Let's talk about Pardons

We DON'T want Trump to pardon ANYONE in the current administration or Senate, House, other GOP or NRA or Fox etc. The more Trump pardons the more messy will be the investigations & trials & punishment to follow

BUT Trump WILL PARDON HIMSELF & his kids
This thread is not about 'what we want' Trump to do. It's about what Trump MIGHT actually do. Don't waste your breath responding that you want no pardons or you want the pardons revoked or whatnot

Trump is President, regardless of his Impeachments, he CAN PARDON whoever he wants
Trump can ONLY pardon for FEDERAL CRIMES. Even in those cases, the pardoned WILL BE LIABLE for CIVIL lawsuits.

And Presidential pardons do not absolve legal responsibility from STATE crimes. For example, most who participated in DC riots committed both FEDERAL and STATE crimes
So in many cases (not all) if Trump were to pardon someone - like Ivanka - then she'd be cleared of FEDERAL crimes but states, like New York - can still prosecute her and toss her into prison for years... and then there are the OTHER states, IL, CA, NJ, FL, and DC - to add to it
But Trump WILL issue more pardons. It is 100% certain Trump will pardon himself. EVEN if Trump & Pence have some last-minute shuffle, where Trump suddenly resigns & Pence becomes President for a day, & pardons Trump - Trump doesn't TRUST Pence, so Trump would ALSO pardon himself
But Trump's self-pardon will be nearly worthless, because of at least a TEN state investigations in 7 states - which will lead to Trump convictions in most if not all. Trump will not get out of prison before he dies of old age. I promise you that. REGARDLESS of a Federal pardon
So Trump WILL be pardoning himself. Do not be shocked when that happens. Trump will VERY LIKELY also pardon his kids, probably also Jared, Stephen Miller and the First Tramp/Worst Lady #FLOTITS. That must be the only promise keeping her near him now.
If Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, it is because Rudy has now blackmailed Trump - and they've made a deal which has Giuliani defending Trump in the Senate trial for Impeachment.

Beyond those closest to Trump, is a VAST OCEAN of potential pardons
The Trump Administration has been a KLEPTOCRACY. Every Trump cabinet member (with possible exception of Dr Ben Carson, who apparently IS alive but asleep in an undisclosed location) is a criminal. Many of them are CAREER criminals, desperate for pardons
All Republicans who carried water for Trump the past 4 years, from Ted Cruz to Matt Gaetz to Gym Jordan to Some Steve Named Kevin McCarthy to Gov DeathSantis of Florida - are grifters, con-men and career criminals who are begging for pardons.
Same is true of the Fox personalities from Hannity to Tucker Carlson to Laura Ingraham to whatever the 'judge' is and that idiot Tomi, Lahren (as opposed to the sane Tomi, Ahonen). They all are begging for pardons.
Beyond the very visible cadre of Trumpomobsters, are the behind-the-scenes criminals, starting with the Nazi Jew, Stephen Miller. All sorts of mid-level mobsters in the White House and throughout government, that Trump has installed in various posts like his boy Lewandowski
Beyond this tier, come 'regular Republicans' who sided with Trump. I don't mean Lindsey Graham or Devin Nunes. I mean all other maganutters in Congress (with exception of Romney on Senate side, Liz Cheney on House side). And their STAFF..
That is a LOT of 'Republicans' that Trump might pardon. The more there is strife and accusations between Trump and GOP, the less of these will come. Many who left the White House in past days/weeks - will likely have abandoned their pardons (Bill Barr, Betsy DeVos, McEnemy etc)
A separate tier is GOP FUNDING SUPPORTERS. The rich who send money to Trump and to GOP leadership. They've had a feasting time not only with the massive tax cuts, but various no-bid contracts offered to GOP funding millionaires & billionairs. Many of them want pardons
Beyond the rich fat cats, are GOP activists, semi-celebrities who are often featured on Fox. Trump has seen them, and likes what he see on TV, he is tempted to issue pardons for some of those.
Then there is the mob that stormed the Capitol Building. Is something like 500 people could be even 1,000. They are begging Trump for a blanket pardon of all who took part in the assault.

Beyond that, are OTHERS who set up and supported that attack, doubling the total number
There is ample reporting that ALL sane legal minds have advised Trump to NOT PARDON himself, and not pardon his kids. We know Pat Cipollone & Jay Sekulow have said this. You can bet when Trump asked Chris Christie, Bill Barr & Lindsey Graham - they ALL said the same
Trump has been angry that he seems unable to pardon his kids or himself - and thought - if I can't pardon myself, I am not pardoning anyone else either.

I am hoping Trump holds onto this vengeful emotion until 20 January at noon. I hope so. I don't think it will hold
Trump has another problem - he has SOLD pardons. If I had PAID a million dollars for a pardon, and that pardon never came, I would most def make it known that Trump was selling pardons. I could even try to make a deal wtih the DOJ, to get my pardon in exchange of ratting Trump
Trump may VERY WELL be 'obligated' to issue a series of several dozen pardons - even up to 100 - to kind of 'random'; Republicans and criminals. People NOT closely associated with him. Those would be BRIBE sold pardons (and should be investigated by DOJ)
So what to expect? If we're really lucky, Trump pardons only himself & a handful of close family.

In the worst case Trump issues a SERIES of BLANKET PARDONS covering thousands including most in his White House, many GOP and all in DC riots

#PardonRoulette is the last game

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18 Jan
#AfterTrump
there will be multiple criminal investigations of Trump - and very likely arrests, which could come very soon.

Let's summarize what all is up:

STATE CRIMES Trump cannot pardon (nor could Pence or Biden). Let's start with those

Trump has ongoing investigations... Image
AT LEAST
New York: Tax fraud
NY Manhattan DA: Campaign finance crimes
Illinois: Tax fraud
DC: Inaugration finance crimes
California: Tax fraud
Georgia: Extortion
Florida: Tax fraud
Florida: Voter fraud
Pennsylvania: Lying to the Court
NJ: Hiring illegals
NJ: Superspreader event Image
Then there are FEDERAL crimes

Robert Mueller investigated ONLY the 2016 CAMPAIGN contacts with Russia

Mueller said, if they could have exonerated the President, they would have said so (in other words, they could not say Trump is not guilty). And they PRESERVED the evidence Image
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This is the last weekend of the Trump Administration

We are likely to see protests - possibly riots - in various State capitals & possibly DC. They will be REMARKABLY MUTED compared to what the terrorists had hoped for

I am not saying there won't be violence. I say we will win
A key element to a successful terrorist event is surprise. That has been now lost to the wannabe terrorists.

The ability to organize has been disrupted (Twitter, Facebook, Parler etc)

Trump's voice is missing. He fears legal ramifications and issues hostage videos
The LEADERS of the insurrection are in disarray. Many went to the Capitol Riots on 6 January. They're all now being visited by the FBI. 275 already identified, near 100 have already criminal charges. Some worst will be in custody

The leadership of this weekend riots is in chaos
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15 Jan
I wrote an extended analysis of the end to Trumpism and the coming split of the GOP. If you want to read the threads, part 1 is here: the roots to the RACIST core of Trump supporters (Wallace legacy)

Part 2 discusses the Newt Gingrich mistake from the 1990s (yes this first Tweet talks of Sarah Palin, the thread is about Gingrich, read this before you read the Sarah Palin part in part 3)

Part 3 shows how the GOP suddenly turned to believe conspiracy theories, fronted by Sarah Palin

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Thead 7 How Trump Made Everything Worse

Trump is like career kryptonite - anything Trump touches, dies.

The GOP made politically suicidal decisions that painted them into a corner, in the decades before Trump. When they noticed they had a cancer, they started smoking instead Image
During the President's first term - EVERY previous President appealed to the middle. This typically frustrates the extreme base, but it helps the incumbent President win re-election (which nearly always happened).

Trump did not. He ONLY appealed to his base
Because Trump ONLY appealed to his base, and did not even TRY to work the middle - it helped drive the big 2018 mid-term win (which DEMs would have won anyway, but Trump made that GOP loss far worse than it should have been).
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15 Jan
Thread 6: Brainwashing by Bannon

I mean literally brainwashing. Please see psychological and sociological theories. I mean literally building a cult - that CANNOT FIND THE TRUTH

It is like the Branch Davidians (mass suicide)

Steve Bannon built this cult for Trump
I mean literally brainwashing. MOST OF YOU have relatives or friends who are inside the cult. They cannot be reasoned with. They cannot find the truth. They believe in their brainwashing.

PERFECTLY SANE even intelligent people can be brainwashed. It is not 'stupidity'
Yes MANY of the Trump #cult45 are gullible and some are mentally simple, many are lowly educated. BUT plenty of smart, educated, successful people have fallen into the cult - and like any cult - they cannot get out.

They cannot find the truth.
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Thread 5: The Sick Puppy

Now we get the analogy. Cancer.

If you learn from the doctor, that you have cancer, that is spreading that cannot be stopped, but must be cut out, the sane thing is to cut out as soon as possible, to remove as little as possible? Right?
I showed you, that the GOP accepted racists into their midst (Wallace). Then they made deliberate decision to abandon fighting for the political center, and embrace extremist views (Newt). Then GOP fell in love with conspiracy theories (Sarah Palin) and locked into a cult (Fox)
All this makes the current GOP a FRINGE party, a natural MINORITY party that cannot win general elections and only can win those elections where the race is artificially in their favor (gerrymandering) or cheating (voter suppression etc).
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