Thread by @AlexRoy144

BREAKING:

Massive Dynamic up 422%

Tyrell Corp up 617%

White Star Line up 263%

Veidt Industries up 1102%

Merrick Biotech up 273%

Standby for my analysis of Umbrella Corp

#WeylandYutani up 372% on rumors of breakthrough new weapons system. $WYYUT

#Umbrella Corp up 872% on rumors of Covid vaccine delivered via OTA update $UMBRLA

#BREAKING: Con-Amalgamate up 387% on reports of remote workforce efficiency improvements $CONAML

#Breaking: Con-Amalgamate down 41% in after hours trading on rumors of management departures from IO facility $CONAML #Stonks

#Breaking: #WeylandYutani down 14% in after hours trading on rumored reliability issues with new biowarfare prototype $WYYUT

#Breaking: #NakatomiIndustries down 7% in after hours trading on rumored death of unidentified executive overnight $NAKTMI

#BREAKING: #Network23 collapsing overnight on rumored fatalities caused by new #BlipVert #AdTech $NTWOT #Stonks

H/T: @Guerrero_FJ

#BREAKING: #TyrellCorp down overnight on reports Nexus 6 will no longer be supported $TYRLCO

#BREAKING OMNI CONSUMER PRODUCTS down 146% after hours on rumored suboptimal #ED209 climbing functionality $OCP #Stonks

H/T: @dagibby

#BREAKING SIENAR FLEET SYSTEMS down overnight on rumored failures of CIWS in Battle of Endor $SIEFLT