Garda: Are you at home?

Person not at home: I am Guard.

Garda: That’s great thanks.

This is genuinely the intended enforcement method of home self-isolation announced by government, according to RTÉ @RTENewsPaulC

#CallMe #Covid19Ireland #DetailedPlanning
@FlannOBrienSoc this one’s for you! 🚲📞⚖️🦠
“Operationalise that!”
I’m torn between laughing at the enduring absurdity of aspects of Irish life and mortification at this insult to all the people who are working so hard, enduring so much, to keep themselves, their families and all of us together on the path through this nightmare.

#Torn

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A a layman, I seem to recall our Public Health doctors saying these things to anyone who would listen close on a year ago.
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Minister for Health admitted that many of the new “restrictions” approved by the Cabinet this week have yet to be hammered out and are simply an "outline" of plans.

Coronavirus loves vague.

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“Throwing out promises like prizes at the Toy Show.”
@Elaine_Loughlin https://t.co/nWyzMcNnPl
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“The discouraging thing is that what they did yesterday is not going to work, and the fear is they think they have done something.”
Quarantining at home

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where family or flatmates are exposed to the virus is not quarantine at all.

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significant of very ill patients with Covid-19.’

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'The current trend of decreasing infection levels is a welcome one, and helps our team manage complex clusters and outbreaks when they do arise.

However, previous experience has shown that where is there is a noticeable drop in cases, there can be a shift in behaviours
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Political control of what should be a Public Health-led response in a public health emergency carries problems.

In media terms, one is that pre-eminence is given to politicians arguing over the merits of public health measures, to the exclusion of our Public Health Doctors.👇
Fortunately, several of our Public Health Consultants have been given scope in some newspapers and many have availed too of social media to alert the public to their views. @irishexaminer @businessposthq notable here.

Not heard so on RTÉ, with one or two exceptions.
Locally @Corks96FM @pjcoogan have served the public superbly with regular interviews of high quality including for example @NICU_doc_salone and @TJRyan_77
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