Thread by @tonnie_wa_juja

Story Za Tonnie: When She Shoots Her Shot 🔞💦.

A woman will rarely make the first move even when she's obviously attracted to a particular man, this is because stereotypically it is the role of a man to initiate dates or sexual encounters...

However in the unlikely event that a woman makes the first move, she is not as direct as a man, mostly she will try to make it obvious that she likes you. As a man you should be able to read the situation and make the right move. I once failed, it pains me to date, Skiza Story...

Juja
I was in the second semester of my first year, I wasn't even a certified cabron yet 😂, bado ata sikua nimejua kunyoa fade. The bedsitter next to mine had been vacant for a while, but finally ikapata mteja. It was in the afternoon, nimetulia keja, kidogo nikaskia knock...

Kufungua... A pretty light skinned girl 😍, ata kama height ilikua kama ya mtungi ya keg, kubeba nayo alikua amebeba, ungedhani ameumwa na nyuki kwa haga🍑. She told me that she was moving in next door and she needed my help with the bed, wasichana hawajui kufunga kitanda😂...

Mi nilifunga kitanda na nikarudi kwangu, hizo madays hunting skills zangu zilikua chini kama Taekwondo ya Jane Mugo😂. The only thing I remember from that first encounter was her telling me that she was in second year. She had a few girls with her to help her unpack..

Two days later, she came over to my place to get some movies. Alisema ye anapenda horror, I had The Conjuring in my laptop, nikamuekea😂.The next day alikam kunishow ati it was too scary, she couldn't watch alone. She asked if I could watch it with her later in the night,I agreed

That night, she came in a very short night dress. Dem akaingia bed, we started watching.If you have watched The Conjuring you know that shit is scary af, so she kept holding onto me😂.I could feel her body, her dress was so light. Ngozi soft na smooth inateleza kama ya salamander

I did not know what to do, she was getting too close but I was afraid of misinterpreting the situation and making a fool out of myself😭. Tirries zilikua free roam, she had no bra, but I still stayed put. Vile movie iliisha dem hakutoka, she decided to spend at my place..

Mambo gani haya..That night I hardly slept, nilikua naangalia hio haga naskia kulia. Haga jelly jelly, tena inaswing kama mkia ya kondoo, akijipendua ilikua inachukua at least 45 seconds kabla iache kutingika😂.Hio time yote abdala alikua anatoa tu drops kama birika imetoboka😭

I could feel the possibility, but I did not have the guts😂. The next morning nilirauka mapema ati kuficha aibu, ati asipate abdala amesimama😂. Later she woke up and went back to her place. A few days later, she came over for another movie night, this time tuliwatch Wrong Turn.

Again she spent the night after the movie. Kidogo kidogo dem akazoea hio form, alikua anakuja movie night kwangu in very seductive outfits, tena after movie anaspend kwangu 😐. Mi huyo dem nilikua namdai vibaya, but despite all the signs I wasn't convinced she felt the same...

At one point mpaka nikaanza kushangaa ama matress yake ilikua imeisha😂, akaamua tutumie yangu, sababu yangu nayo bado ilikua mbichi design nikitandika bedsheet inabaki flat kama plantation ya majani chai😂. Dem alikua analala kwangu kuliko vile alikua analala kwake bana😂..

Yaani ningetaka mechi ingekua rahisi kama kuspot msudi kwa crowd ya wachinku😂. Tako naletewa vile room service huletwa pale Ole Sereni. Kukosa experience ni kitu mbaya sana. For over a month, we used to watch movies and spend nights together lakini ata tirries sikuwai shika😭.

All this time she had made it obvious, alikua idhaa ya mechi lakini nilikua nalalisha😭. So one night she went for the final throw of the dice. After movie dem akaingia bafu kwangu akapiga shower. Vile alitoka, mi mjinga nilikua naangalia kando ati avae night dress😭, upuzi gani?

A whole meal infront of me, but making the move ilikua inanikalia hatari kama kuwasha fegi petrol station 😂. Finally huyo dem akachoka na mimi she stopped showing up for movie nights. Niliishi kuregret the opportunities I had wasted, but the ultimate heartbreak was yet to come😭

Asubuhi fulani nimerauka ngware kuchukua mandunya moto za kushukisha na strungi, nilipatana na yeye the floor below ours akitoka kwa ninja fulani😭. Ninja amepiga smile, ungejua tu aligwara. Mimi mwezi mzima nilishindwa bana, I had only myself to blame. Sijawahi skia uchungu hivo

Kweli mwenye alisema chelewa chelewa utapata haga si yako sio konyagi alikua amekunywa😂. Cabrones, you must be able to read the signs za dem anakutaka and seize the opportunity usije ukajuta kama mimi😂. Ladies lakini kitu isikudanganye unijaribu, saa hii mimi ni sensei 😂...✒

Good day maniacs.

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