> *Join Robinhood*
> *Next day, BRICKS of pure Colombian cocaine shows up at the door*
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨ROBINHOOD YEETED GAMESTOP SHARES
THIS CANT BE LEGAL
HOLY HELL THEY REALLY DOING THIS
OI
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Daddy Portnoy is awake
RIOT
This is insane. YOU, THE COMMON MAN, ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET RICH.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE MARKET.
I SECOND THAT MOTION
THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY THE STOCKS ARE AN ALT RIGHT THING

THIS IS INSANE
RIOT RIOT RIOT
In other news:
"Your Google Account was disabled and can't be restored because it violated" EXPORT LAWS?

That's what happened to Ex-Foreign Policy Advisor to the Prosecutor General of Ukraine, Andrii Telizhenko
YOU TRIED EVERYONE

KEEP THE FAITH
Facebook's 'Oversight Board' overturns four of five cases nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…
GAMESTOP STOCK CRASHING IN REAL TIME
Dave Portnoy just said he's down half a million right now
CONNECTING THE DOTS

🚨🚨THIS is why Robinhood clamped down on Gamestop, AMC, Nokia, etc

CONNECTING Citadel with ROBINHOOD fortune.com/2020/07/08/rob…

CONNECTING Citadel with MELVIN CAPITAL (Citadel bailed them out two days ago!) wsj.com/articles/citad…
HELL YEAH
BOOOOOO
*airplane crash noises*
*NUDGE* *WINK*
O__O WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
NEWS: Rashida Tlaib DEMANDS Robinhood answer for their shenanigans this morning
GAMESTOP CRASHING
GAMESTOP BELOW $200

CRASHING
Currently rebounding at $155
GameStop Short Sell Firm Citadel Paid Biden’s Treasury Secretary MILLIONS. thenationalpulse.com/news/yellen-ma…
BACKGROUND: Portnoy PRAISED Robinhood in June of last year. foxbusiness.com/markets/barsto…

And in the clip below he's now demanding PRISON for the people working there.
"Stock Insurrection"

NEW BUZZWORDS EVERYONE
🚨🚨🚨🚨UPDATE: Webull is YEETING stocks too!

You can't "open new positions" on: AMC, GME, and KOSS
AOC joins the Robinhood Battle! Ready to politic the HELL out of this situation and bust it wide open!
Can't put this genie back in the bottle.
LIST of CENSORED STOCKS on Robinhood
🚨🚨🚨Class action complaint against Robinhood App filed in the southern district of NY

READ THE DOCUMENT HERE drive.google.com/file/d/1-QHZsH…
this is not a normal looking stock graph
🚨🚨ROBINHOOD SEED INVESTOR: "Head on back to your mom's basement and Roblox or get better at the game."
BIPARTISAN SUPPORT (Tlaib/AOC + Gosar/Cruz) IN WASHINGTON FOR TAKING ON ROBINHOOD
BLACKBURN joins the side of the traders, and against Robinhood
WINKLEVOSS confirming my earlier scoop
... he has a point. CONCERNINGLY
THREAD BREAK for the moment I guess. REMEMBER TO HIT THE FOLLOW BUTTON (and RETWEET if you already do follow!)

Thanks mates
SEVENTY billion dollars in losses !!
Yeah.
HOW REDDIT WORKS
ANARCHIC GROUP of online traders! theguardian.com/business/2021/…
They're afraid
"INTERESTING" -- Pelosi on the Gamestop saga
🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT UPDATE: Stash says "Apex Holdings has decided to HALT" buying of GME and AMC.
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
🚨🚨🚨HEY EVERYONE

OCCUPYING WALL STREET IS BACK ON THE MENU eventbrite.com/e/re-occupy-wa…
WATCH: New York hedge fund billionaire Leon Cooperman SCREAM on TV about how this is bad for wealthy people
WHOA. FORCED SELLING of GME by Robinhood!?!?!?!?!!?

"This order CAN'T be canceled." "WE placed it to mitigate the risk to your account."

NEEDS CONFIRMATION

🚨🚨🚨MUSK MAD

MUSK MAD

MUSK MAD AT ROBINHOOD TOO
THE DOUBLE DOWN from Hedge Funds on Gamestop is upon us!
SORRY THREAD BACK ON TRACK NOW

HAD A TECHNICAL PROBLEM NEEDED TO FIX
Here's a meme
Slapping a big ol' RUMOR TAKE WITH GRAINS OF SALT on this

But here's this POSSIBLE insider info
O__O THIS WILD RIDE HAS NO BRAKES
MEDIA CHATTER
"I’m not feeling the love on this site today . Trading is a tough game . Don’t you think?" -- from STEVEN COHEN, ***Founder of Point72, who helped INFUSE $2.75 Billion into Melvin Capital.
DAVE PORTNOY and Steve Cohen of Point72 in a back and forth
🚨🚨UPDATE: Reporter from FOX Business says SEC **IS** going to investigate Robinhood.... but NOT in the way many of you want or expect.

"match it up with suspicious comments on Reddit"?
WHITE HOUSE planning to side with WALL STREET brokers and the elite
THEY'VE ANGERED JA RULE
"I've got holds of steel"
(photo via twitter.com/KinoFabino)
The Twitter Bio is all you need for context on this one
🚨🚨Discord REVERSES WallStreetBets ban theverge.com/2021/1/28/2225…
^^(Note if you're super anal about differences. When I said "REVERSE" I meant Discord EXILED the WallStreetBets identity overall.

However. The original server ban is TECHNICALLY still in place. They just set up a new server where Discord staff are helping out WallStreetBets)
ANYWAY it's REALLY bizarre that Gamestop stock price had this WEIRD jump back up to 430, that went back DOWN about twenty-five minutes ago...
"It wasn't our choice ... this has to do with settlement mechanics in the market." -- CEO of Webull on restricting Gamestop and AMC stocks.
NEWSFLASH: WEBULL ALLOWING GME/AMC/KOSS TRADES AGAIN
NO NEW COMMENT FROM WHITE HOUSE, REFERS TO SEC STATEMENT
Press Sec. PSAKI asked on Treasury Secretary Yellen getting SPEAKING FEES from Citadel.

She **DEFLECTS** conflict of interest

"Will [Yellen] recuse herself on this issue?" reporter asks.

🚨🚨PSAKI: "It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone she was paid to give her perspective."
Today just FLEW by
ELON MAD AGAIN

DOUBLE MAD
🚨🚨🚨Senate Banking Committee will hold a hearing on the Gamestop/Robinhood/Wall St situation
Watch the Hedge Fund man cry
END OF THE DAY IS HERE
Good work
ROBINHOOD to allow LIMITED buys tomorrow.
IMPORTANT thread discussion re: the Robinhood forced selling situation. This Max Burns dude is trying to get ANSWERS about what's up. 🧐

UPDATE: HEDGE FUND MAN CRYING VIDEO IS OLD


(But the person in question DID get mad today)
(see here)
APEX allowing GME, AMC and KOSS stock buys again
Nah it’ll be fine.
God. It’s gonna be like this every day for the foreseeable future huh
Aight then
MUSK acknowledges DOGECOIN
🙄statement from Robinhood about today. blog.robinhood.com/news/2021/1/28…
"Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev will be live on CNBC at 6:50 PM EST"
"WILL THERE BE THREAD TOMORROW"

Yes. And the day after that. Etc.
"WILL THERE BE SOCIETY TOMORROW"

That I'm not so sure about. At the rate we're going.
Historic
UPDATE ABOUT AN UPDATE

@disclosetv shared a doctored clip and I'll be citing him less in the future because of that.
"TO PROTECT THE FIRM" first
"And its customers" second
"We absolutely did not do this at the direction of any market maker." -- Robinhood CEO
Watch CNBC’s full interview with the Winklevoss twins on GameStop frenzy cnbc.com/video/2021/01/…
all the oof
🚨🚨THIS GUY tricked the NY Post into thinking he mortgaged his parent's house to invest in Gamestop
If you wanted to hear the Robinhood CEO actually speak for some reason you can do that here.
"We realize customers are upset with this. It was not an easy decision. Ultimately, the team made the correct decision here. So what we can do is move forward, focus on giving customers the most stable and reliable platform."
🚨🚨CENSORSHIP ALERT: "Facebook shuts popular stock trading group amid GameStop frenzy" reuters.com/article/us-ret…
that afterhours bounce back is CRAZY
AMC back for REAL?
Nice.
snagged from twitter.com/JamesWashngton/
"I WANT RANDOM BANTER ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY"

I got chu
"Former SEC Commissioner Laura Unger compares short squeeze to January 6th at the Capitol" -- video via twitter.com/pghowie3/
FORECAST for tomorrow
🚨🚨🚨"Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s ethics agreement dictates she can’t take part in any dispute involving Citadel for at least one year after her last speaking arrangement unless given a written waiver" (Via twitter.com/alexsalvinews/) beta.documentcloud.org/documents/2046…
Without looking it up I want you to guess whether or not if this is a real article or just some savvy photoshooper, first
yeah.
"hedge fund squeeze crisis"
crisis

You made it fam
This isn’t even stonks anymore this is just imagination

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