OH CHRIST

Robinhood restricts crypto trading ‘due to extraordinary market conditions’ cnbc.com/2021/01/29/rob…
Yeah time to pull out as if Robinhood were a girl ye be shaggin'
CITRON RESEARCH DISCONTINUES SHORT SELLING RESEARCH
GameStop: City watchdog fires warning as trading frenzy spreads bbc.com/news/business-…
And now a message from President Portnoy
Fact Check True
Seems legit
<3 ;__;
China's army of small investors want in on the GameStop mania cnn.com/2021/01/29/inv…
YOU HEARD THE MAN
Soon
🚨🚨🚨YO

SEC RELEASES NEW STATEMENT
WEW
HALTED
ruh roh
Citron Research discontinues short selling research to focus on long opportunities.
🚨CNBC Doxxed DeepFuckingValue - time for a boycott
reddit.com/r/wallstreetbe…
In case you're too lazy to click the link to reddit or if it doesn't load
Elon Musk’s tweets are moving markets — and some investors are worried cnbc.com/2021/01/29/elo…
ICYMI: The infamous VLAD of Robinhood was on CNN and here's the full interview.
GameSPOT tries their hand at explaining what's happening with GameSTOP gamespot.com/articles/games…
Peterffy calls Robinhood decision to allow ‘limited buys’ of GameStop troubling: ‘I’m not comfortable’
marketwatch.com/story/peterffy…
Clown world
Do it for him
SEC to probe Reddit-driven stock rallies, GameStop purchase bans thehill.com/policy/finance…
Stonk Market Rabble Rabble
As always, Crab Man is monitoring the situation
NO CLUE what this means but adding to the thread
You love to see it
I was asked whether or not "CNBC Doxxed DeepFuckingValue"

Yes. I was able to look into it for five minutes and found the article.

No I'm not linking it because it's a blatant hit piece meant to jeopardize him.
1.) TWEET AT ME news stuff to add to the thread, if ya want. It'd make things stay smooth around here!

2.) Here's a meme placeholder so this tweet I'm making right now is worthwhile.
This is for you, Dad
A letter from Elizabeth Warren asking the SEC to explain "all this shit," basically.
🚨🚨COINBASE clamping down on CRYPTO purchases
It looks like the COINBASE issue is related to connection/performance?
In other news
The New York Times just retweeted their expose on DFV. I have no choice but to add it to the thread if the outlet itself is amplifying their "unmasking" of the dude. =/
^ in the case of DFV the concern for harm is real. The billionaires HATE him and are likely happy to dump money into ruining the guys life.
What he said.
Fact check true
Shame
IN other news.
Crazy how the Reddit bubble is insulated from the rest of the stock market in general
Let's check in with the Dave Portnoy arc of our story.
Lasting impact of all this: normies learning the stock market.

Assuming everything doesn't crash and burn? This changes the playing field.
Robinhood CEO: We cannot control “misinformation” spreading online reclaimthenet.org/robinhood-ceo-…
Stay safe out there!
"Google confirms deleted 100,000 negative reviews of Robinhood app"
🚨🚨🚨🚨"Robinhood just announced it's limiting people to 1 stock on GME, AMC & other heavily shorted stocks."
Review
I feel like my threads will keep going, but the subject of focus will shift WILDLY
Current MOOD
🚨🚨BOOKMARK on squeeze the squoze isthesqueezesquoze.com
PLEASE RETWEET WE NEED TO QUASH A RUMOR
^^ PSAKI being the last name of both an investor at Citadel and the White House Press Sec is PURE coincidence.

Doing my part to point it out. Circulate the debunking and then let's all move on.
nice.
🚨🚨🚨ROBINHOOD extends trading LIMIT to now **50** different stocks
"Robinhood now limiting trading in 50+ stocks, including GM, Beyond Meat, and Starbucks"
Jesus what a long list
WHOA NELLY
"Far-Right Extremists Use GameStop Chaos to Radicalize and Recruit on Telegram" newsweek.com/far-right-extr…
Officially this post was a genius before their time
god speed
remarkable
Inject more @stoolpresidente into your veins
YEAH people are fleeing Robinhood for this and more, btw
YOU DESERVE TO BE RICH TOO
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