Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

Some of us were still squeezing eye drops in our eyes to clear the redness after yesterday’s #SilhoutteChallenge before news got to us that Cuppy didn’t pay Zlatan after their collabo, “Gelato”.

Wahala be like pink bone straight.
2.

Israel of tatibiji posted on IG that it wasn’t even only the collab that Cuppy refused to pay for, that she took Zlatan to Abuja for a fundraising where she got billions and did not still give Zlatan a dime.
Zlatan even paid for the hotel room

Naso Cuppy turn pink tiger gen.
3.

They were still dragging her gently till she woke up, drank monster mixed with molly and tweeted...

“Super Story 😅🤣 #FreeCuppy

She added gelato to the drink and tweeted...

“I’ve learnt to kill them with kindness and rise above the noise! ✨ “

Naso dem change gen plug
4.

Zlatan that is vexing came with petrol and tweeted....

“Oloribu e Dey Lagos”

He drank power horse and tweeted again...

“You want a bone straight but your head is not straight”

Omo, Wahala be like Gelato... E no Dey hard to lick.
5.

TwitterNg react!!🔥
Violence Break 🍻

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6.

More reactions 😭🔥
7.

After all the tweets from Dj Pink hair , one concerned human (Eseosa) asked....

“Where is this woman’s PR team?”

We were waiting for DJ to reply before one brownies tweep (Kussman) replied her...

“She hasn’t paid them”
8.

Zlatan in an interview 💀💀💀
9.

We thought the knife fight was over, that’s how one tweep (Yemi) brought bazooka and tweeted....

“Makes sense ngl. I been Dey wonder why billionaire pikin go Dey wear Amazon type wigs”

Omo, people wicked sha....😭😭
10.

Old video of Zlatan telling Davido what happened when he met Otedola💀👀
Violence Break!!!🍻

Shebi you want to make money this year?

Watch this video before you keep scrolling!!!🔥🥵
11.

people were complaining that ladies should stop exposing their nakedness on the internet, Feminist coven striker (Mischievous) came and said...

“The body of a woman is over-regulated” and anything “woman” does with her body dinor suppose to concern iyalaya anybody.
12.

She thought she was safe when she locked the comments section, but they still dragged her.

They said she denied someone a Gig because of what the person retweeted to her page, so her opinion Na trash now.

Someone even told her...

“U spew rubbish intelligently”
13.

We were still trying to settle the Feminist fight before one girl (Uloma) said that men should not be allowed to live.

She even said...

“The world will never be a safe space for women until these predators cease to exist.”

Na so dem drag her innnocent papa for poto poto
14.

The reason why Wahala be like bicycle
15.

*Inserts a little throwback*👀
Goodnight!!😭
Hello 👋 👋👋

Do you need your business to get a large audience??

I can get your business to your customers.

DM for Ads and promotions!!👉🏼👈🏼
From the look of things, this weekend will be full of violence ...

So I’d advice you get enough popcorn ready🌚

That will be all from violence FC today.

I come in peace, but I’ll be here for the violence 🥂🥂🥂

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They said Omotola was forming Holy Mary on Instagram and that’s what made them angry.

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1.

Erica, her mum and anything concerning Elites were dragged this morning after Icons and some other people claimed Erica’s mum sent a death threat to Laycon on Ericas Instagram live with Slimcase.
2.

This is what a tweep had to say on the issue...
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Boxing Day special: A thread!!!🔥🔥

1.

*Part One: (FK abudu)

Christmas was a violent day for tweeps of TwitterNg.
There was an uproar in the middle of the night when one tweep (Khenney) tweeted...

“FK Abudu isn’t that fine sef. My opinion though.”

Na there Wahala start...!
2.

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3.

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Ahhh!
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I can’t be celebrating 100k followers here without doing giveaway.

I’m kinda busy RN, but I made arrangements with some rich influencers here to run the giveaway on my behalf.

Drop your account details in the DM of the influencers in this thread😊👍🏼
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1.

As we celebrate Christmas today, Mohammed Sallah was the first tiger Gen twitterNG dragged today as Arewa twitter had to get new ropes and plugs to drag him because he posted pictures of him celebrating Christmas with his family.
2.

Muslims and Arewa twitter people were using Arabic to drag the innocent Mohammed Sallah.
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