Thread by @TrungTPhan

The GameStop movie is clearly coming.

Here are the actors we will call upon:

1/ Keith Gill (AKA the hero AKA u/DeepF*ckingValue AKA @TheRoaringKitty) played by Sean Penn

2/ @chamath (AKA SPAC-man AKA I will fund 100 r/WallStreetBets traders AKA I'm YOLO-ing $GME in support of yall) played by Aziz Ansari

3/ Vlad Tenev (AKA Robinhood CEO) played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

4/ Gabe Plotkin (AKA Melvin Capital's CEO) played by BJ Novak

5/ Steve Cohen (AKA Mets owner AKA billionaire savior of Melvin) played by Kelly AuCoin (AKA Billion's Dollar Bill Stearn)

6/ AOC (AKA the outraged lawmaker) played by...AOC (because she's mastered media)

7/ Ted Cruz played by ... no one, because literally no one f***ing cares what Ted Cruz has to say about GameStop

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1355041084829618176?s=20

8/ Scott Wapner (AKA the CNBC talking head shilling for hedge funds) played by that cop that was complaining about glass in Die Hard

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1354598495995322368?s=20

9/ Andrew Left (AKA head of Citron Research) played by Steve Carrell...because we need him in this movie

10/ @matt_levine (AKA Bloomberg columnist AKA our greatest chronicler of financial shenanigans) played by Succession / The Big Short's Jeremy Strong...because we need him in this movie

11/ @elonmusk (AKA the world's biggest haters of short sellers AKA GameStonks) played by Ryan Gosling...because we also need him in this movie

12/ More to come for sure. Smash that FOLLOW for updates.

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1354953442775625732?s=20

13/ Jaime Rogozinski (AKA founder of R/WallStreetBets) played by Christian Bale because we REALLY need him in this movie.

14/ Dr. Michael Burry should be played (also) by Christian Bale, who can just pull the ratty t-shirts he wore for The Big Short from his closet for the exact same role

15/ Ryan Cohen (AKA billionaire Chewy founder AKA big backer of $GME and newly-minted board member) to be played by Zac Efron 🤷‍♂️

16/ GameStop's CEO George Sherman to be played by...I don't even know because no one know has ever seen a photo of him or heard him speak.

17/ Aiight, we could make Woody Harrelson play George Sherman