Yes kids, in the Wild West of 1970s danger toys, nobody catered to young America's love of car crashes like Kenner. Just rip the T-strip and enjoy the laws of physics! (Until you ruin Mom's nice linoleum or accidentally get your sister's hair caught in the gyro wheel) 
What kind of HOA *stops* you from removing a junk car from your property? Sign me up! Contrary to your conjecture, this noble relic appears to be a 1927-28 Nash Standard 6 sedan.
https://twitter.com/Panchromatico/status/1355583404469706752
A relic of more recent vintage here: 1968 Buick LeSabre 4 door hardtop.
https://twitter.com/OldTacco/status/1351342215801565185
Two flavors of Kaiser Manhattans: on left 1952-53, on right 1954-55.
https://twitter.com/tronguy/status/1354802511031373829
This forlorn target practice in the woods was once a 1963 Ford Galaxie.
https://twitter.com/Kryten_4000/status/1354102243457429507
Give your dad a cigar, for it is indeed a 1956 Ford (and I believe a station wagon).
https://twitter.com/herethisisyou/status/1353446417340133376
Who says you can't find an affordable classic Mercedes-Benz? This one is a circa 1960 180D or 190D.
https://twitter.com/Chesschick01/status/1353418630147567621
1952 Studebaker Champion 2 door sedan; next to it is a 1941 Pontiac Torpedo, Buick Sedanette or Olds Dynamic coupe.
https://twitter.com/themichaelcreed/status/1354668517166100483
'fraid I've run into a synaptic dead end on this one; closest I can guess is a 1901-03 Packard or Columbia, but it's neither. Color me stumped.
https://twitter.com/jbaker50/status/1354064171210596355
*Please remember this is a car ID service and not the Stump Dave game show; if you already know what the car is, asking me for an ID is an annoyance. I do not claim car ID omnipotence or expertise or infallibility, I just try to help if I can.
1940-46 Chevy or GMC pickup.
https://twitter.com/chuckmckinnon/status/1354480704000716801
Remains of a 1953 Ford.
https://twitter.com/chuckmckinnon/status/1354480713744060416
1926-27 Ford Model T Tudor sedan, top chopped off.
https://twitter.com/chuckmckinnon/status/1354480731150409732
1947-53 GMC pickup.
https://twitter.com/chuckmckinnon/status/1354480740440838148
Man, tough one here, but I suspect circa 1940 Allis Chalmers orchard tractor, but will consult my tractor-restoring cousin for input. For midwestern corn farm boys like me, orchard tractors are like exotic European art deco classics.
https://twitter.com/NATHANINSOCAL/status/1355767220421283842
A few orchard tractors. The fenders and shroud are designed not to damage fruit trees, but are highly impractical in a corn field.
swinging gate is a skinned 1955 Pontiac; to left is a 1928 Chevy sedan.
https://twitter.com/ScottOlsonMN/status/1351978591668547586
1970 Pontiac Catalina.
https://twitter.com/Mason327/status/1350897354971475968
Kinda semi-stumped here, I think; body & fenders appear to be 1923-25 Dodge, but grille from a car I can't quite place.
https://twitter.com/TrentonPowers/status/1350839837880795137
Owie owie owie, front clip of a 1959 Chevy.
https://twitter.com/frankwood62/status/1355930984919654400
The suicide door hinges make me pretty confident it's the remains of a 1933-34 Dodge 1.5-2 ton truck.
https://twitter.com/SamWinchester90/status/1353742712294551572
These giant-sized Tonka Toys are a 1952ish International Harvester Payhauler and a similar era Kenworth Dart.
https://twitter.com/SewSarcastic/status/1352388568652656640
1924-27 Ford Model TT flatbed truck.
https://twitter.com/jfisher736/status/1352225505093820416
Kudos to Rob here for solving the mysterious orchard tractor above - does certainly seem to be a 1940s Case VAO, sans cowling and fender skirts.
https://twitter.com/robkeeney0/status/1355927415734861830
That concludes today's smashup ID derby, I'll be back soon with a renewed focus on mystery cars from your awesome vintage family photos. Until then, Happy Motoring!
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