Me: Okay, doing Hitman 2 full run on master mode, suit only. Things are serious now.
Also me: I am the muffin man, fear me.
I do love how security expert Nolan Cassidy's expert security crumbles when you stroll into his open garage moments after starting and politely toss a thing that goes boom into his kitchen meeting.
Honestly.
This game is ridiculously swingy. Sometimes I feel like I am a master assasin, a ghost who leaves no trace, feared by the elite... next moment I am Funzo McFunpants the pink flaingo mascot spattering collateral clarat all over the gaff with a baseball bat and a machine gun.
One thing porn sites could do is filter and replace certain toxic words and phrases with much healthier alternatives.
For example:
G̶u̶y̶ Gentleman with ̶M̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶C̶o̶c̶k̶ a charming personality
̶A̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶s̶ has an enoyable afternoon with S̶l̶u̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ a young empowered lady of consenting age.
B̶i̶g̶ ̶t̶i̶t̶t̶ey ̶L̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ bisexual women ̶S̶w̶a̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶a̶d̶ comfortable in the safety of their partners sexual health ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶m̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ enjoy the company of a ̶W̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶g̶ ̶E̶u̶r̶a̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ gentleman.
Lemme tell you this. Art schools are full of depressed, jaded, failed artists working as teachers to raise enough money to fuel their alcholism and boy, do they not want to be outshone by their students.
The only thing I learned was how to make up "sales worthy bullshit" to be able to con rich wankers into buying whatever random shit I threw at a canvas.
Mmm, the blues really do speak to the lost childhood we all pine for. The dash of silver, a glimpse, a glimmer of hope.
I left the university annoyed at the empty, blood sucking nature of it all. So did another girl.
Years later we ran into each other, both now successful artists. Those that stayed? Yeaaaaah not so much.
I was hacking this sick mainframe and was riding hard against black ICE, so I used a little trojan IMP I whipped up to derez it, and like I totally forgot to initialize the cluster derouter and so it went ronin after punching through the data wall.
I just watched the English version of The Grudge and I really want to remake the hell out of it.
And what sucks is I cannot find the original on streaming to compare back.
This version feels odd to me because the editing seems all over the shop to me, and moments that require time to soak in the character's experiences just seems hacked off.