Thread by @damnyouwillis

he has a monkey paw hanging from his backpack, so he's the one who wished for more time alone in 2019

and of course he comes with a mask for disguise

fine here's the real one

I think the mask disguises him as "douchebag"

Zartan, no, I'm not Zartan, what makes you think I'm Zartan

look if you only use a mask to disguise yourself maybe wear something more nondescript like jeans and a hoodie

oh, oh yeah, make out with my abs, mask

okay, which disguise today, be honest

REMEMBER ME EDDIE?????

hello everyone, it's me, Not Zartan

what a sensuous Doc