Thread by @BillyBostickson

BREAKING NEWS!
WHO Press Conference in Wuhan hijacked by a Maniac reading from a William Burroughs Cut Up Novel

Live: WHO-China joint press conference on study of coronavirus in central China's Wuhan

The maniac continues to astound the captive audience with pearls of surreal wisdom...

CCP Spokesman says "sincerely sorry" to World's children

Then surprisingly blames the French and Hunter Biden!

He hysterically screams:
"The "Sumukha Connection" Must Be Investigated!"

He calms down, takes a deep breath and thanks "Reggie"

and invokes "Allah"

and he's off again talking about his memories of childhood abuse involving a "Russian Sushi Chef", being force fed "pink tutorial sheets" and being doused in "vicious household powder"

Meanwhile the WHO Team studiously ignore his insane ramblings, shuffling papers in nervosus embarrassment.

he blasphemes again

Pure Beat Poetry

Now he apologises to Jesus or is he asking Jesus to apologise to China?

The Panel look worried

He now hurls vicious abuse at Koopmans

even threatening her with penetration

What a Joker!
All he has basically said is that there were no pre-December cases (probably because they hid the evidence) and that they still need more time to map the market positive cases to the stalls.

2:14 to 2:24 is interesting
Washington Post Reporter
Question about market animals
Answers about rabbits, bamboo rats, ferrets, farms
Question about WIV GOF work

Not they have now spoilt the fun by disabling the auto translate subtitles
Prudish Kill Joys!