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11 Feb, 4 tweets, 1 min read
hearing rumors the investors behind parler have “had it up to here with cancel culture” and are “gonna make our own mandalorian”
the sourcing is thin on this but I have it on good authority the series will be named “kava dume: intergalactic JAQ sheriff” streaming this fall on mercer plus
the franchise will be set in a universe “a long long time ago in a galaxy where speech is free and asking questions about the jewish globalists who control us is healthy dialogue”
this is all I know at the present time. there are discussions to bring in randy quaid and scott baio but talks have stalled over a conflict involving audition terms for the roles of antagonists “darth rothschild” and “emperor soros”

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12 Feb
their votes should be forfeit. dead serious. exclude them.
they can’t even be bothered to throw a hat tip to propriety and collude with the defense in the shadows. if they want to collude in broad daylight throw their asses out of the final vote counts.
they should be barred from any participation as well. if they want to show up and put their feet on the desks who cares but they’re non-entities.
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9 Feb
welp
nothing wrong with understanding worst case scenarios and encouraging people to look out for the welfare of others, and we should all do our part, but doom prognostication will never go out of style and it’s fine to say huh this doesn’t logically add up
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5 Feb
cannot stress enough how astoundingly different this dynamic is than the first month of the obama presidency when the entire right wing media machine was in lockstep putting him in the meat grinder. now these guys go days at a time forgetting joe biden even exists.
in 2009 you’d watch an hour of glenn beck and his chalkboard dementia finding hidden illuminati symbology in century old public art, absolutely losing his mind about obama as the antichrist ushering in the new global order
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5 Feb
just get a job there’s no covid
now I’m not very smart but it would seem to me the children of unemployed parents would be at the highest risk of poverty and therefore need aid the most
again, I’m a moron, but it also seems like parents who would like very much to work but can’t afford ungodly daycare fees could also use the aid
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3 Feb
every ballpark should either have identical dimensions, or every ballpark should be so comically different that scores routinely range from 49-38 to 1-0
it’s so incredibly absurd that instead of just having a dimension rule baseball has a range of allowable dimension options. either have a rule or let people put the outfield wall one foot behind second base
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I’m not gonna amplify the content on purpose but professional cretins like michael tracey & david reboi are part of an elite goon strike force who recognize the crisis of AOC recounting her capitol experience & immediately go crashing in with the shittiest takes possible
they want to get dunked on as hard as possible so the more sophisticated members of the goon squad can say shit like welllllllll I don’t agree with how they said it all BUT
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