Oh my god.

@azure had a GOLDEN opportunity to pull a "we don't mine your data, we don't compete with you, WHO KNOWS what @GCPcloud and @awscloud do with your confidential cloud info!"

Instead they legit did exactly what their competitors don't, but we worry about.
An awful lot of people blaming @ubuntu here, but if AWS were willing to sell me a list of people who just had massive bill spikes? Sure I'd buy it!

If AWS would sell me information like that you would be best served by evacuating their cloud immediately.
Some speculation that the user spun up a @ubuntu image from a marketplace equivalent.

If you spun up my CoreyOS marketplace image and I did outreach like that, @awscloud would give me the choice of never saying that again, or being booted off of the marketplace. Trust matters.
The LinkedIn outreach is arguably the creepiest part of this. I mean, a cobranded email is still Not Terrific, but this is basically "Azure gave my name and affiliation to a third party and wished them 'happy hunting.'"

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