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12 Feb, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Right! Dear Friends and Enemies! Enough of this 63-year old (I have minused 11 years of independence before the first of the Army dictators showed his ugly face in 1958) charade. I hereby propose that the Islamic Republic of Pakistan be renamed the Islamic Shogunate of Pakistan2/
2/ For just like ancient Japan the Army Commander-in-Chief in Pakistan wields all of the power, the Emperor, in this case #nikkaNiazi @ImranKhanPTI sits in his gilded palace with his courtiers and is paid obeisance by our Shogun, Bajwa and his top 'bakufu', Faiz, whenever 3/
3/ it takes their fancy. Read here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogun and let us discuss...
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12 Feb
4/ Let us continue to list the great successes of 'the most "get things done" intel chief in perhaps a generation' according to Master-Centrist Mosharaf Zaidi: Faiz certainly brought to a fine art, methods to harass an Honourable and Honest judge of the Honourable the 5/
5/ Supreme Court My Lord Faez Isa: from pressuring junior officials of the FBR to force his ailing wife to appear before them; by disgracing him by pasting Call-up notices at his residence's gate(!); by engineering salacious lies about the good judge and his family in the ISI 6/
6/ paid media through #Guttersnipe such as @MoeedNj; and most lately by ensuring that the Court would censure the good Judge instead of the crooked #nikkaNiazi who was caught red-handed distributing 50 Crore among each Parliamentarian for the Senate elections! More later, 7/
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10 Feb
Hahahaaa. Have you taken a solemn oath NEVER to face the facts? And ALWAYS to lie? And ALWAYS to obfuscate? No wonder a mere arse of a Lt. Col. can openly abuse a sitting PM. You 'Besharam' aadmi!
2/ Okay, Ghulam Mustafa, let me get this straight: Being a high-falutin' 'Geo-Political and Defence Analyst', duly authorised by #ISPR to speak on it's behalf, your YouTube channel professionally maintained by @AyeTeeConcepts etcetera; you are not bothered if your boss 3/
3/ @OfficialDGISPR says one day that the Army should not be 'dragged into politics', and the very next day election posters for Malhi, a PTI candidate from Daska appear with the COAS's picture on it alongside #Selectednikka's? Have I got that right? Well, 'my friend', that, in 4/
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7 Feb
We KNOW who they are, exactly. #Mushy aka @P_Musharraf leading followed by the svelte and handsome @ShazadAkbar. The point is that the Commission which will cost the country 20 Lakhs a day will 'find' nonsense and lies, and smoke and mirrors which will be taken as the Gospel 2/
2/ by propagandists of the #DeepState, such as 'Lifafa Generals' @GenAmjadShuaib and @_GhulamMustafa_ ; #Sheroo @ImtiazGul60; #Guttersnipe @MoeedNj; other #Youthiyas; and #ISPR Trolls and Bots who will hoot what a good boy is #SelectednikkaNiazi aka @ImranKhanPTI and how 3/
3/ excellent his #Selectors. My young friend, the country is, in the words of my friend, @MalikRiaz_ saccrooed, unless our political parties stop striking attitudes and join Nawaz Sharif and his brave daughter in facing down the #Monster that we face. Mayhap THEY will 4/
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7 Feb
dawn.com/news/1605983?r…
Maj. Gen. AO Mitha was one of the finest officers that my regiment, the Baluch (now Baloch) Regiment ever produced. He was not a 'Lifafa General'; neither was he an 'Estate Agent General'. He was one of the original SSG Commandos, and, as 2/
2/ I found, fit as a young Captain when he was a Maj. Gen. and had come to attend the Reunion of the Regiment at Abbottabad. Before dinner, General Yahya Khan who was the Colonel-in-Chief called out to him: 'Oye, Mitha, kitnay push-up kar saktay ho'? Without a word Gen. 3/
3/ Mitha went down on all fours and started doing some of the most perfect pushups I'd ever seen. At the 50th, Yahya walked over to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'Bas karo, Bas Karo, yaar! Patta chal gaya hai saron ko'! Everyone had a good laugh! 4/
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2 Feb
Excellent MUST Read article. 'Such relentless destruction' I should have thought, Minister! The doltishness of the #Shitshow is mindboggling: remember the #Idiot minister trying to justify #Selected #nikkaNiazi's helicoptering 2/
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2/ to and from BaniGala, saying it would only cost Rs. 6.50 a mile😠? I mean this is a huge tragedy with the country staggering from one disaster to another, led by a certified #Idiot and #Dolt who was clearly rigged into power by GHQ/ISI, the election being stolen in the dead 3/
3/ of night, robbing (are you listening, Master, and Future Senator, @YusufMoeed of @USIP fame?) the PMLN of a clear 2/3 majority. I had 4 friends, 2 couples from Penang, staying with me in Havana and we stayed up very late on the night of the 24th watching the results come in 4/
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1 Feb
Truer, wiser words were never spoken! What happened to Zulfikar Ali Bhutto is THE case in point! I've written about this before: After the loathsome 'Tiger' Niazi (and certain others!!) disgraced himself in East Pakistan, it was ZAB who lifted the General Staff off the ground 2/
2/ and dusted off their uniforms. He even introduced an Ordinance under which anyone speaking against the Armed Forces would be sent to jail for X years! Indeed, I, as a young Captain travelling by wagon from Rawalpindi to Lahore, threatened two fellow passengers who were 3/
3/ badmouthing the Army asking the wagon driver to turn into Kharian Cantonment so I could hand them over to the MPs. They apologised and I relented. (THAT is how brainwashed I was too.). And look what they did to ZAB: 'hanged by the neck until dead'! Saeen Mohja, we are in 4/
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