Lots of grocery stores all over the country lost power in the last few days, so literal tons of perfectly usable food are getting thrown in dumpsters and compactors.

Be wary of anything that’s not cold, or inflated packages. If you wouldn’t eat it, don’t donate it.
Dumpster diving is illegal-ish in lots of places. Which is, of course, very dumb, since at worst you’re removing garbage for free.

Food not Bombs would never have existed without dumpstering. And there’s a pandemic and a societal collapse on. People might be hungry.
On the other hand, if you’re not already an anticapitalist, and want to get radicalized real quick: pay attention to the steps which corporations take to prevent people from picking through their literal garbage.

Anyway, gonna go drink some fancy coffee drink i found somewhere.
Also, if your refrigerator isn’t back up and running yet, and you have lots of food from wherever that you need to keep cold, a reminder that @PDXFreeFridge has locations all over town.
Also just putting it out there: cheese is literally a way of safely storing dairy for long periods of time without refrigeration. That’s what cheese is for.
We are subtweeting you @newseasons. You and your perfectly fine feta. Also all of the unopened unexpired items that said “refrigerate after opening” that you just had hauled to the dump.
Anyhow, there’s apparently now a standoff at the Hollywood Fred Meyer, where armed security is trying to physically restrain people who are taking pictures of their dumpster full of food.
Oh, it wouldn’t be a problem at all for them to donate it?

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Some of y’all weren’t around for the Green Scare, or the raids before the RNC protests in 2008. This is what it looks like: a Trump-appointee just listed “eat the rich” memes in arrest documents for a leftist vet, to paint him as a leftist terrorist. 1/ reason.com/2021/02/16/fbi…
Even the FBI probably doesn’t think that posting memes, or calling for community self-defense, or posting info on protest medicine, makes you a terrorist. The point is to make everyone a little more paranoid about even being willing to say those things in the open. 2/
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Having your gender marked “x” on ID absolutely rules. It’s objectively the most punk rock thing you can have on your license.

But growing up on X-Men comics, you know that the government having a list of all the “X” people is bad news.

1/
In Oregon, there’s no hassle to remove gender from your ID. It’s a box to check on the renewal paperwork. Anyone can just do it.

You don’t have to tell them why.

Just means you don’t feel like telling the government your gender.

Why are they entitled to that data, anyhow?

2/
The less people tell the government their gender, the less power government databases have over the lives of trans people.

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have a theory, trying to see something.
seen 2 so far. neither plowing.
To clarify:
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We clarify, because most PDX snow plows seem to feel that the above practice is too violent, and instead prefer to delicately hover 10" above the snow.
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So is the police state.

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