Thread by @baddestmamajama

I know it’s supposed to last another 5 billion years but do you ever worry the sun is just going to get tired?

I mean I try to workout daily but there’s always at least a few days a week where I’m like “ugh, no.”

What if our only legacy is in an alien textbook where there’s a signal line that says “extinct from tired sun.”

We can’t blame her! She’s about 40, in star time. Her crush (Alpha Centauri B) only sends her lowercase reply lols when she dms him funny jokes. She didn’t have kids. She picked a career SUPER early in life and the crunch time is terrible.

What I’m saying is we need to launch a mission to bring the sun a piña colada

For SCIENCE