Can we all agree that neither Ted Cruz flying to Cancun nor renting a $2500 video billboard truck to drive around Houston dunking on Ted Cruz does a single fucking thing to alleviate the current problems in Texas?
TEXANS FROZE.
TED FLED.
I PHOTOSHOPPED A SICK TED BURN AND SPENT A COUPLE THOU TO PUT IT ON THIS BILLBOARD TRUCK.
List of stuff Texas needs rn:

1. above freezing temperatures
2. electricity
3. water
4. food
:
:
1,473. Senators flying to Cancun
:
:
43,586. Video billboard trucks so we can drive our memes and tweets around the neighborhood
I steadfastly support the right of people in the middle of a weather crisis to spend thousands of dollars on LED billboard trucks to express how much politics have utterly shattered their brains

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