Elf: What is that you're eating.
Dwarf: Century potato. A true delicacy in my kingdom.
E: The name implies-
D: Yup! Aged a full century!
E: That's a rock.
D: To an unrefined tongue. Try some.
E: My teeth literally cannot eat rocks.
D: But iron and salt are fine?
#DnD
Dwarf: Century potato. A true delicacy in my kingdom.
E: The name implies-
D: Yup! Aged a full century!
E: That's a rock.
D: To an unrefined tongue. Try some.
E: My teeth literally cannot eat rocks.
D: But iron and salt are fine?
#DnD
Elf: Those are minerals, they are tiny.
Dwarf: For your tiny teeth? Or for your tiny world?
E: Excuse me?
D: I didn't studder. I see you eating only chicken tenders and fries almost all the time. You judge my "rock" but couldn't describe more than 3 flavors. Now open up.
Dwarf: For your tiny teeth? Or for your tiny world?
E: Excuse me?
D: I didn't studder. I see you eating only chicken tenders and fries almost all the time. You judge my "rock" but couldn't describe more than 3 flavors. Now open up.
Elf: You're mean.
Dwarf: And you're fussy. Now open up, here comes the Choo Choo.
E: *munch*
D: Soooo...
E: It hurts and tastes like...
D: Like...
E: *swallows* ...a rock.
D: Yup!
E: I hated it.
D: Probably. But at least you tried something new. I'm proud of you.
Dwarf: And you're fussy. Now open up, here comes the Choo Choo.
E: *munch*
D: Soooo...
E: It hurts and tastes like...
D: Like...
E: *swallows* ...a rock.
D: Yup!
E: I hated it.
D: Probably. But at least you tried something new. I'm proud of you.
Elf: So what's next on the menu?
D: Lava Cake!
E: You eat lava!?
D: Sometimes. Gotta prep for that. No, you'll like this. It's hot chocolate cake.
E: That sounds great!
D: Its got healing properties. You're gonna need it, to help pass that potato.
E: What?
D: Bon apatite!
D: Lava Cake!
E: You eat lava!?
D: Sometimes. Gotta prep for that. No, you'll like this. It's hot chocolate cake.
E: That sounds great!
D: Its got healing properties. You're gonna need it, to help pass that potato.
E: What?
D: Bon apatite!
Elven high society eats mostly chicken tenders and nothing else and you can't convince me otherwise. They consider it the highest form of food and actively look down on other foods. In some sects they add ketchup but this is high heracy in others. Tomatoes are a regulated plant.
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