@FructoseNo I'm very familiar with 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇬🇷🇮🇹 diets, also with different traditional & regional cuisines *within* those countries. And I mean *very* familiar. So I have no clue what the bagel & salmon & kiwi are about. Even the tzatziki (or whatever it's supposed to show) looks like a failure.
@FructoseNo If Willett wants to discuss Mediterranean dishes, he can always come over, & I'll show him around Europe. But I have to warn him, there will be no avocado toast & quinoa salad with tofu. And it will NOT look like this: 
@FructoseNo But if he would fancy a sandwich, I can take him to Palermo to have a "pane con la milza" (spleen sandwich). Wonderful local snack! It used to be Lucky Luciano's favourite, I'm sure Walter will love it too.
@FructoseNo We'll jump over to Greece, so he can taste one of my all time favourites: kokoretsi. Lungs, heart, liver, sweetbreads, intestines & fat. But the tastiest thing you'll ever taste on this planet. Belongs in that damn pyramid of yours, Walter.
@FructoseNo And then there's Portugal's most famous sandwich: the bifana.
@FructoseNo Little stop in Spain too, for some jamón bellota & tortilla de patatas. What did you just say about starchy vegetables, Walter? Ehhr... how many eggs per week? And if we can have some ham with the fat trimmed off? Made from turkey instead of pork? You're what? Not hungry?
@FructoseNo But if you want Turkey, we can have 'adana kebab' - lovely. What do you mean not funny? But but ... we didn't pass from France yet - where are you going?
Walter?
Walter?
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