Imagine thinking I have to *try* to make men look stupid.
*chef’s kiss*
Just me and @emrazz being the worst!
But wait! There’s more!
*PS. If you want to know why I have my DMs open it’s because a lot of times people will ask me to amplify a request for help or ask me questions. Even say something nice! there are shitty dudes whom I rarely engage but every once in a while I do and it’s just perfect content.
There’s a reason why I’m ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISANDRISTS ON TWITTER™️
He cannot stop.
Do not fret, y’all. He kept going.
So, here’s the thing, this dude cannot handle when I do not reply to him so he comes back at me telling me how much I disrespect men. This is TEXTBOOK misogyny.
I will now leave him alone. In about ten or so minutes, he will reply again.
CLOCKWORK (with another @emrazz mention)
there are literally dudes in my mentions defending this guy because he's being "nice" (and by "nice" they mean not telling me to kill myself)
We have now moved onto “it’s twitter feminist’s fault my ex dumped me”
Bless his heart he thinks it’s a debate.
You should all know he changed his bio to state “Harvard graduate” AFTER he told me was well educated and *probably* smarter than me.
A note to every single man in this website - just because you slide into my DMs, I am under no obligation to keep the conversation private. That’s not how this works.
I was unaware that when a man slid into my DMs I was supposed to follow the “Bro Code”
YOU NIHILIST FEMINIST WHY DON’T YOU FOLLOW THE BRO CODE?!?!
IT IS UNFAIR I REPLIED WHEN HE SLID INTO MY DMS! HOW DARE I?
“I don’t know”
“To keep you from doing what you do”
Lol. just admitting how hot he thinks I am.
He couldn’t let a morning go by without letting me know he’s 😠
this is definitely his kink.
ANYWAY - I’m sorry to report that bro has officially crossed into super creep (I knew it would happen) so I’m ending the conversation from for good. Took about 24 hours.
lololdhjisndidnskNdufndcgvjgjsfbdjdiamlololklfhfifnfidnaosnsowjwidhfklololololol☠️☠️☠️☠️

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24 Jan
It looks like SOMEONE wants to go back to brunch.
AN ENTIRE-ASS ARTICLE ON GOING BACK TO FUCKING BRUNCH. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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24 Jan
We need to have a discussion about the absolute asshole misogynists (and conservatives/libertarians) that got labeled as progressive simply because they like/supported Bernie Sanders.*
*this is not a critique of Bernie Sanders - it’s a critique of the (mostly) cis white dudes who clearly don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves and what they “deserve” because they’re used to being #1
these Twitter Bernie Supporters were given SO MUCH LEEWAY in their ableism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and misogyny simply because they claimed to have “voted for Bernie. It’s bullshit and it’s always been bullshit.
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23 Jan
Okay y’all. I’m gonna do something and you might not like it. The only difference between these two photos is a blowout and the photo retouching/filter. You can clearly see that the photo on the left has at least had a filter added. Image
Her eye makeup is virtually identical in both photos.
Here’s a different shot of the photo on the right - she’s clearly wearing a lot of makeup. Image
Read 4 tweets
23 Jan
Oh wait he’s calling me the female version of RooshV ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Yes yes I am the dating expert for women who want to repel men.
Read 5 tweets
23 Jan
Then why do y’all have such a problem with proper hair maintenance and upkeep?
I know y’all think I’m “above” this but I am truly not. I will never EVER get over how bad conservatives are at haircare, hair color, and a decent haircut.
conservative women all pretty much look the same because their idea of beauty is long curled hair and a very specific makeup look made to make them look as “feminine” as possible. There’s no style or individuality - just cookie cutter ideals of what it means to be attractive.
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20 Jan
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHD
GIMME THIS SUIT
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHD
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