Thread. Humor. Courtesy @aniltalwar2
Grandpa drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car sales room ...
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left ...
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Grandpa drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car sales room ...
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left ...
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2
“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the floor a wee bit more ...
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car on his tail , blue lights flashing , siren blaring.
“I can get away from him - no problem!”
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“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the floor a wee bit more ...
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car on his tail , blue lights flashing , siren blaring.
“I can get away from him - no problem!”
🤓
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3
'I can lose him easy peasy'
thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120 mph, then 140 & then 160 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”
So he pulled over to a side of the road & waited for the police car to catch up.
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'I can lose him easy peasy'
thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120 mph, then 140 & then 160 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”
So he pulled over to a side of the road & waited for the police car to catch up.
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4
Pulling up behind, the Offr walked up to the BMW, took a good look at grandpa & then at his watch & said
“Sir, my shift ends in 10 mins. Today's Friday & im off this weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
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Pulling up behind, the Offr walked up to the BMW, took a good look at grandpa & then at his watch & said
“Sir, my shift ends in 10 mins. Today's Friday & im off this weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
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5
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and after a short pause replied,
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman...and i, I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good evening, Sir and a Weekend”, said the policeman, as he drove off....!!
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and after a short pause replied,
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman...and i, I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good evening, Sir and a Weekend”, said the policeman, as he drove off....!!
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