Ok Folks here's another one to tickul ur funny bones.
S.O.S.
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed past.
Fighter Jock decided to show off
So he radioed the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”
Promptly going into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb ...
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& finished with a sonic boom right on the C130's face.
Then asked the Old Bird what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot radioed back ... “Oh that was pretty impressive, but watch this!”
And so ...
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The C-130 droned along in Radio Silence for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on air and said,
“So What did you think of that?”
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked,
“But What the heck did you do?”
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The C-130 pilot chuckled.
“I stood up, stretched my legs, scratched my bravos, walked across to the back, took a leak, then got myself a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.”
Moral of the Story .....
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When you are young & foolish - Speed & Flash may seem a good thing!
But,
As you get older & smarter -
comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!
it's called
S O S.
Slower, Older and Smarter....
Dedicated to all my pals approaching the S.O.S category ...
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1. Have a firm handshake. 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system. 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
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8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks. 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this ONE decision will come 90% of all your happiness or misery.
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13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again. 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win.
After painstaking ruminations on life's most recent experiences, I consider these 27 underlisted as the laws that can guarantee a serviceman not just an illustrious career, but also an accident-free officialdom in any military.
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2. You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.
3. Every commander needs your advice but not in public.
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4. If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.
5. Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.
6. If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.
7. If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.
Modi Knows ...
Folks a Long Thread; Trust me it'll be worth ur while.
'Modi was right. We were wrong. Protesting farmers are checkmated!'
By
Ashish Shukla
9th Feb
I sense #FarmersProtests has lost its steam & this round goes to Modi, that is if there's still 2.0 waiting.
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Not just ears, I've kept my eyes & nose too on the grnd. I sense the squatting farmers are more like deadwt on Delhi borders than a heaving humanity.
It’s not my instinct alone. There were dots connecting this farmers’ protest and one-by-one each have begun to disappear.
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It’s just not @_YogendraYadav missing, or @rihanna and @GretaThunberg fading so quickly, or various kind of “Diwas” and “chakka-jams” being reduced to length of a matinee-show.
The biggest dots were politicians and press and those big guns have fallen silent.
@RahulGandhi before hopping abt like an excited little 🐩with a🌶️ stuck up the batuti & making fool of urself, try & do some HW!
We'll talk abt AksaiChin later, for now,
Ask ur MMS/Mundu Uncles under Who's watch were Depsang Plains eaten away by Chinklets? google.com/amp/s/www.theh…
Now @RahulGandhi re AksaiChin as a whole!
While u're trying to educating urself, do also ask one of ur ancient Unclesi still arnd in @INCIndia as to
UNDER WHOSE WATCH DID CHINA STROLL INTO AKSAI CHIN?
And WHY did ur greatgrandpa ji lie about & conceal this fact frm the Nation?
When confronted in Parlmnt over non-disclosure of annexation of Aksai Chin,
Nehru reportedly tried to justify by:
“Not a single blade of grass grows there.”
Mahavir Tyagi, a sr @INCIndia leader pointed to his bald head & asked JLN: “Nothing grows here shld it be given away too?"
NEVER Cross swords with a Street-Fighter looking for a Good Skirmish ...
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When George Fernandas had the last laugh in Parliament!!
The year 1998.
BJP was single largest party and NDA was the strongest alliance in Loksabha ...
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Vajpayee was PM. Confidence motion was before the house. Congress & CPM had joined hands to vote against NDA govt.
Leaders of both parties were sitting together & attacking BJP NDA.
Whenever Congress leader spoke, the CPM leaders were thumping the desks and vice-versa.
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Whenever a leader from NDA was attacking Congress, leaders from CPM counter attacked fiercely. All 'secular' forces were united to dethrone the Vajpayee government.
Veteran leader George Fernandez rose to defend Govt.