While treating an old farmer, the Doc struck a conversation with him.
Eventually the topic got around to Rahul Gandhi and his role. The farmer said, *'Well sahib, Rahul is a "Khambe ka Kachhua!''*
Not being familiar with the term, the Doc asked, what "Khambe ka Kachhua'' was? 🤔
The old farmer said, 'When you're walking down a village road and if you come across a khamba (a fence post) with a turtle balanced on top, that's a *"Khambe ka Kachhua''.*

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued...
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
*he doesn't belong up there,*
*he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,*
*he's elevated beyond his ability to function &*
*you just wonder which idiots put him up there, to begin with!"*
The doctor was awe struck!

Never came across such a perfectly fitting, comprehensive description!
😂😂😂
#WA forward

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