Thread by @owenbroadcast

my neighbor, who is unfortunately an alcoholic, has tapped into the creative madness of the studio and attached a microwave to his riding lawnmower. its attached. im looking at it sitting on the concrete patio. an object of terrifying beauty, like the angels in the duino elegies

unless im lowkey living next to the next tesla i have to imagine it is just there for safekeeping. i can see the cord hanging but not where it leads. could it be connected to some power source. dare i dream such a dream. new vistas of my mind are opening, heralding a new time

upon further scrutiny i cannot confirm that the microwave is securely attached. i am observing from a distance. i may get closer and attempt to draw up some kind of schematic. if i fail to return please assume that some agency, such as the ATF or the r0ckefellers were involved.

i looked inside the microwave and there is a smaller version of both of our houses inside, complete with a smaller version of the microwave mower. this smaller fractal microwave cooker is on, it appears to be cooking some type of corn pyramid (this last part is not real).

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