There is one script for every reality home renovation show. Whoever wrote it is a genius and must be making a fortune. The script includes:
Knock out this wall between the kitchen & dining room to give a more open feel.
Knock out this wall between the kitchen & dining room to give a more open feel.
In the living room I want to use the fireplace to anchor the room and give it a focal point.
Then in the kitchen we’ll put a big island for the kids to do homework and eat breakfast.
Then in the kitchen we’ll put a big island for the kids to do homework and eat breakfast.
New hardwood floors throughout to add continuity throughout the home.
The master bedroom should be a sanctuary.
The master bath should have a spa like feel.
The master bedroom should be a sanctuary.
The master bath should have a spa like feel.
For that random unexpected corner because there’s no architect on staff: we’ll make this a cozy reading nook.
Oh no! Once we started demo we realized a major problem. All this termite damage and rotted girders... that’s gonna run you another $7,000.
(Which is amazing because it should cost like $60,000...)
(Which is amazing because it should cost like $60,000...)
Then finally- decor. Random old stacked books supporting a mason jar with a single daisy.
A HUGE clock. I mean HUGE.
Take some crap the kids made and frame it like it’s Basquiat.
Artichokes in a wood bowl.
A HUGE clock. I mean HUGE.
Take some crap the kids made and frame it like it’s Basquiat.
Artichokes in a wood bowl.
Whoever wrote this script has entertained more people than Netflix. Every episode the same. Every plot the same. Every design the same. And every day millions of us watch.
Genius. True genius.
Genius. True genius.
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