If it weren't for media people getting fired, the ones who still have jobs would have nothing left to talk about
Apparently we're in for another 753 thinkpieces about what Flerma Glorberson's ousting at TeenBuzz says about where we are and stuff
PIERS RHYS-FLUMBERTON OUT AT BBC
London vaporized in nuclear attack
Eventually all books will be about writers, all movies will be about moviemakers, all journalism will be about journalists, and all plumbing will be about plumbers
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Welcome to #DavesCarIDService, home of friendly while-u-wait car identification
*car is 1966 Lincoln Continental, car on sign is 1949 Mercury
**Unlike Dave's Perfection Automotive of Austin (no relation) I am not perfect at car IDs, I just try to do my best
***If you are new to this thing, here are the general guidelines:
****one last note on that McConaughey-worthy slabside Lincoln in the garage door: it's painted in my favorite car shade, one year only 1966 Ford Emberglo. Close to UT burnt orange, thus the "BVOGLO" plates I guess.
I am doomed to be the Vincent Van Gogh of farting, creating immortal masterpieces in lonely poverty which will sell for millions 100 years after my death
Farty, farty night
Flaming fumes that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds of methane haze
Reflect in David's eyes of china blue
$50 million? Should be a basic condition for graduating any US high school, and any journalist who can’t nail all 50 should be fired and deported by trebuchet