Guess which president didnt fall climbing stairs but:
- Looked into the sun
- called water wet
- Suggested putting up light up your ass to cleanse the covid
- repeat above with bleach
- his daughter- son in law made $650 million on tax payers time.
- tried to get senators killed
- Looked into the sun
- called water wet
- Suggested putting up light up your ass to cleanse the covid
- repeat above with bleach
- his daughter- son in law made $650 million on tax payers time.
- tried to get senators killed
Continued:
- asked to print more dollar bills to pay down the national deficit.
- wanted to nuke hurricanes
- publicly criticized “Judge Flores” of the immigration Flores settlement ( there is no judge Flores)
- said he met with the president of the virgin island.
- asked to print more dollar bills to pay down the national deficit.
- wanted to nuke hurricanes
- publicly criticized “Judge Flores” of the immigration Flores settlement ( there is no judge Flores)
- said he met with the president of the virgin island.
Continued:
- he let Turkey slaughter our decade long allies the Kurds.
- he literally told the press: we ( the us) ‘be taken control of Middle East oil” twice.
- he said he could run for any office in Europe, he just doesn’t want to.
- “ I am a professional at technology 1/10/19
- he let Turkey slaughter our decade long allies the Kurds.
- he literally told the press: we ( the us) ‘be taken control of Middle East oil” twice.
- he said he could run for any office in Europe, he just doesn’t want to.
- “ I am a professional at technology 1/10/19
Continued..
- he asked Trudeau if they burned down the White House.
- two Corinthians
- we only have covid cases because we are testing. We should stop testing.
- “ I tested positive toward negative” about his covid test.
- he could not make a profit selling WATER.
- he asked Trudeau if they burned down the White House.
- two Corinthians
- we only have covid cases because we are testing. We should stop testing.
- “ I tested positive toward negative” about his covid test.
- he could not make a profit selling WATER.
Continued:
This deserves its own tweet
-Time apple.
This deserves its own tweet
-Time apple.
Continued:
- he still thinks F35’s are Invisible to the naked eye.
- thinks Tariffs get paid with a Check from China ( our consumers do)
- speaking of checks: Mexico will pay for the wall.
- revolutionary army took over airports in the 1700’s.
- you can clean coal & put it back
- he still thinks F35’s are Invisible to the naked eye.
- thinks Tariffs get paid with a Check from China ( our consumers do)
- speaking of checks: Mexico will pay for the wall.
- revolutionary army took over airports in the 1700’s.
- you can clean coal & put it back
Continued:
- he fake called Forbes as “John Barton” to lie about his wealth to be on the Forbes richest list.
- he said he invented the word “caravan” . Feb 19/ El Paso.
- my father gave me a small loan of 1 million $ ( he received over $300 m from his father)
- he fake called Forbes as “John Barton” to lie about his wealth to be on the Forbes richest list.
- he said he invented the word “caravan” . Feb 19/ El Paso.
- my father gave me a small loan of 1 million $ ( he received over $300 m from his father)
Continued:
- a person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10.
- never understood that NATO members pay with a value equal to a percentage of their GDP, and why we spend more on NATO ( we have a huge gdp)
- “we have it under control- it is 1 person coming from China”
- a person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10.
- never understood that NATO members pay with a value equal to a percentage of their GDP, and why we spend more on NATO ( we have a huge gdp)
- “we have it under control- it is 1 person coming from China”
Continued:
- “we have a $5 billion healthcaregov website, I have so many websites. I have then all over the place, it costs me $3.”
- “I did try to f**k her.
- I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke .
- I know more about computers than most people
- rake the forests
- “we have a $5 billion healthcaregov website, I have so many websites. I have then all over the place, it costs me $3.”
- “I did try to f**k her.
- I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke .
- I know more about computers than most people
- rake the forests
Continued:
- complained dishwasher have no water.
- complained toilets don’t have enough water.
- complained about shower water pressure regulation.
- made his campaign photoshop his finger to make it longer.
- walks on concealed 4” heels
- told WH doc to say he can live to 200
- complained dishwasher have no water.
- complained toilets don’t have enough water.
- complained about shower water pressure regulation.
- made his campaign photoshop his finger to make it longer.
- walks on concealed 4” heels
- told WH doc to say he can live to 200
Continued
smartest person in the world left his “100 million” Boeing 757 sitting idle in an airport north of nyc, outside exposed to the elements for 4 years instead of a 3 hour flight to the desert to store is properly.
He needs a jet engine overhaul that will cost over $1 mil
smartest person in the world left his “100 million” Boeing 757 sitting idle in an airport north of nyc, outside exposed to the elements for 4 years instead of a 3 hour flight to the desert to store is properly.
He needs a jet engine overhaul that will cost over $1 mil
Continued:
- not to worry, he will expense all the repairs needed to his 757 and the engines overhaul ( likely 7 figures) to his political PAC. Paid for by the morons.
- Biden took the fucking train like the rest of us for DECADES
- not to worry, he will expense all the repairs needed to his 757 and the engines overhaul ( likely 7 figures) to his political PAC. Paid for by the morons.
- Biden took the fucking train like the rest of us for DECADES
But sure, Biden fell on stairs, that is the barometer by which our dumbed the fuck down reality tv 72 hour memory population holds a president to.
End of thread
End of thread
One more: he said when he became president, the military was out of billets.
We literally have an entire military command stashing billions in ammo all over the fucking world like squirrels before ice age
We literally have an entire military command stashing billions in ammo all over the fucking world like squirrels before ice age
https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1338157628225171457
Continued: said he liked war heroes who were not captured.
His also tweeted this picture of him as Rambo , who was a captured hero in a fictional story.
His also tweeted this picture of him as Rambo , who was a captured hero in a fictional story.
I have to end this thread ... best for last because we I covered this:
Remember when he said they found prayer rugs at the southern border with women with tape over their mouths and trucks that always make a right turn ? 👇🏽he got his entire immigration Intel from a a f**g movie
Remember when he said they found prayer rugs at the southern border with women with tape over their mouths and trucks that always make a right turn ? 👇🏽he got his entire immigration Intel from a a f**g movie
https://twitter.com/alt_uscis/status/1089786161994838016
And maddow confirmed it
https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1090073904759087104
Typos in the thread above. Sorry. One handed and eating salad with the other hand because the fork fell, the dogs are licking it and I am not getting up.
Nite
Nite
Bullets*
More:
- Trump had a spiritual advisor!
- He took policy advice from Diamond and silk.
- and this shit
- Trump had a spiritual advisor!
- He took policy advice from Diamond and silk.
- and this shit
More:
- had a White House reception and catered it with McDonald, TWICE
- had a White House reception and catered it with McDonald, TWICE
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