My beloved @ksonney and Becky, who left the pen to avoid the attentions of the young rooster Spare (only to promptly be sexed up by Ninja.) Among chickens, the big fluffy girls are absolutely the hottest, and Becky gets tired of the attention.
Spare isn’t a bad rooster as these things go—he’s pushy, but not violent, which means he’ll probably grow into a more polite adult, like Ninja. (We eat any roosters who get violent with the ladies.)
Still, it’s gotta be exhausting to have a dude cutting a wing at you Every Damn Time you step out of the coop. He’s gonna go off to Dogskull soon, though.
We tried putting her in the Rooster Emeritus pen—Lorge is the most courteous of roosters to the ladies—but she doesn’t want to be there, it’s the wrong pen, nothing is right, SHE CANNOT BE EXPECTED TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS etc.
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Long, long ago, when we were in negotiations for the...fourth Dragonbreath book? Maybe?...things were not going so well. For reasons that likely had nothing to do with us, things had stalled, and the person who made decisions was not answering my agent’s calls.
The books were selling well, but the price point for printing had gone up kinda sharply owing to the big paper shortage around then, and the Big Cheese had only authorized an offer that paid LESS than the first three.
Arrrgghh. Looks like the pine siskin salmonella outbreak is hitting the East Coast too now. I found a dead one the other day and have been watching like a hawk, and sure enough, had a sick one sitting on the feeder. (By the time the bird is obviously sick, they're nearly dead.)
Picked him up--that's how sick he was--and he just barely managed to flutter away to where the dogs won't get him later. Poor bastard. Took in the feeders, gotta wait for spring migration to put them back.
Pine siskins, for whatever reason, are more susceptible to salmonella than most wild birds. It usually isn't a big deal, but when you get large numbers of them, in an irruption year like the current one, they congregate at feeders and infect everybody else.
This is 100% true and, as someone with a respect for firearms bordering on neurosis, still fills me with an emotion I can neither name nor adequately describe.
Like, my dad, god love him, instilled that in me first thing. “I have just checked to see if the gun is loaded. You watched me. I hand you the gun. What is the first thing you do?”
“Check to see if it’s loaded.”
“Correct. No one will ever yell at you for checking.”
(He later amended this to “if someone does, that is NOT a person you want to be around.”)
Wow, in the "rippling consequences" department, manufacturing has already been stretched thin because of COVID, and now the freeze in Texas shut down the resin production that makes plastic, which means my feed store is like "You order your greenhouse plastic NOW, people!"
Apparently there are now products they can't stock because there are no plastic bottles for the manufacturer to put the product in.
This is honestly fascinating, in a "fragility-of-civilization" kinda way.
(No, the solution here is not necessarily to use glass bottles--we're talking about chemicals, some of which are nasty before being diluted, some of which you really, really don't want to break all over the floor, like bug spray.)
The thing that depresses me about the last few days of Copyright Discourse is how many people have cheerfully told me, in so many words, that yes, they really do want me to starve.
I have also been informed that “writing is only for rich people and a few rare talents” that I shouldn’t get royalties because “Society doesn’t owe me a living,” a couple variants on how we are greedy and selfish and capitalists (but we actually do own the means of production?)—
—that lots of people would be thrilled to write books and can’t so why should I get to, and that elderly comic creators screwed out of royalties by gigantic entertainment megacorps are at fault for not having put enough in Social Security and should just get jobs.
Dude tweeted that “Biden decided” to drop $100 from unemployment because Manchin was making noises about it. But Biden is not actually Manchin, AND it was all still in negotiations in Congress AND it didn’t turn out that way.