Gist with Smallie: A thread🔥

1.

Early in the morning yesterday, TwitterNg was peaceful till one lady(Poseidon)drank SupaKomando with brownies then came to say that she is going to drag “One bearded influencer” by 3pm.

Even the beardless had to be online by 3PM for full gist.
2.

She said that another influencer stole her perfume but she’d drag the Bearded influencer first if he doesn’t act right.

Young and Old brought out their different gen ropes to drag her when it was 3pm and there was no sign of violence on her page.
3.

TwitterNg unleashed full violence on her when she moved from 4K to 3k followers as dropped a screenshot of 200k alert with...

“I’ve gotten my money back”

Something wey everybody dey wait to know the Bearded influencer, Baba don run go act right for back.
4.

Her followers count was dropping like Naira before she decided to hoard some followers and kick start a fresh dragging when she said (Aunty Feyi) is the influencer that came to her house and stole perfume.

Na there the main wahala from start..
5.

Before Aunty Feyi could even drop her own side of the story her friends and Elites had already started attacking (Poseidon) .

As serious as everything was going , one guy (Tobby) just opened his Twitter and commented...

“why she go thief perfume sef! She get body odour?”
6.

After dragging from different parts of TwitterNg, (AuntyFeyi) later came out and said she dinor carry any perfume oo, that she only passed the night at (Poseidon)’s house.

How did she know Feyi took the perfume?🌚

She said it’s her pastor that told her.

Spiritual ginger!😂
7.

“My pastor said I should call 3 names and he said you are the one that stole it.” She said 😂

Elites and (Feyi)’s friends brought out all the arms from their Arsenal just to face Poseidon.

They said they all went to beach oo, that Poseidon couldn’t pay for the hangout.😭
8.

We thought the dragging would end there until (Feyi)came out and said that she cannur take it again, that she sef she want to flex “Legal steps”

Inside this serious matter, one guy(Collins) commented...

“Imagine coming to court and the perfume dey smell for her body.”
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9.

We haven’t even concluded on the court that we’re going to be using before relationship therapist (Aremex) came and said that one female influencer with big bress stole his wallet when he was telling her how to snatch Pamilerin from Dotun.

Na there another wahala from start
10.

Although it was one person that was on many peoples mind, we were still waiting for(Aremex) to mention the influencers name before bet influencer (Somto) said...

“It is Ewawunmi why are you stressing lol”

He quickly deleted the tweet and went to predict England match.
11.

Somto thought he was safe till Ewa woke up from sleep, came online and carried him handicap when she tweeted a screenshot of the deleted tweet and said...

“You’re a very stupiid idiot for deleting that tweet
Are you scared of me????”

Wahala they say be like bicycle
12.

Somto went to the market, bought and ate Lions heart then came back to reply Ewa...

“Hello CLOUT -IN - HOE, beg England to not score again, Shalom”

Ewa saw it and replied...

“SON-OF-A-HOE. Stick to your gambling and put my name out of your fvcking mouth, idiot.”
13.

Small hand fight that they were fighting, Somto left it and went to borrow atomic bomb from Pakistan before he tweeted...

“Just explain why you went to Abuja and who paid your flight for the whole twitter to hear.
You no get level.”

Ahhh, on top this small matter!!!
14.

Ewa went through SavageReplies posts,came back and quoted Somto..

“I went to see your father and he paid for the flight, now run along”

Somto told her that his Dad is late already💔 werey still added

“Stay away from weed and alcohol dear, It’s bad for your slacking jugs”
15.

Ewa’s friend(Ore)collected Zouma’s boot and came to defend Ewa but she mistakenly scored an own goal when she said it’s not bad for a man to pay for Flight when a lady is going to visit.

Somto got angry and said he’ll give them 1M each if they have up to 3M in their akkant
16.

30 minutes pass we no hear from them!

Ewa later posted a video vibing to a song and saying “E choke” and she captioned it...

“Bad energy stay far away😍”

Somto quoted it with a video of him spraying money at a bar with...

“WE NO DEY CAP”

Wetin we no go see for TwitterNg
17.

Things were also happening on other sections of this TwitterNg😂😂😂
18.

For this Lagos, wahala no dey finish

Like this now, Somto and Ewa don use video settle.

Aunty Feyi go dey find vendor wey she fit get better shoe for legal steps.

Make we just dey waka jeje for this app because people wey still normal on top this TwitterNg no reach 5 again, just me and 4 other people.
Hello 👋 👋👋

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DM for Ads and promotions!!👉🏼👈🏼
Shepeteri Twitter have risen!

Patriachy Fc took a little break yesterday as they couldn’t interfere in the shepeteri matter.

Feminist Coven were looking from a far distance till they attacked one of their members (Aunty Feyi)

More violence to come this weekend.

Good morning🙃
9.

Motun ***
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