Whenever one of this dipshit little racists pops up, I play a game where I look up how fucking ludicrous their entire life has been.
It is always the same thing: a thirsty little child of privilege who got patted on the head for writing racist slop for conservative institutions.
The person is always a vapid little tool who leaves their Instagram public because they are desperate for people to see:
1) their vague, tertiary connection to power; and
2) their tacky pantomime of what they imagine to be classy living
Seriously, these brainless asshats are so cookie cutter, I would absolutely delight in the backstory being different *at all*.
But it never is. Dimwit —> privilege —> job writing racist stuff for Heritage, Daily Caller, et al —> hired by an asshole Repub —>repeat, repeat, repeat
And the worst part about these hyper-arrogant try-hards too dumb to beat a cat at checkers is that they truly think they’re special while they were actually selected because they’re infinitely replaceable little bots useful for dispensing old white dudes’ same ol racism.
The Old Boys Network of real power on the right - the one the dimwitted Natalies think they’re part of because they ate coconut shrimp at the Christmas party - has no use to smart, strong women.
After all, they’d want power too.
So they hire an evergreen class of little cookie cutter twits who somehow fail to notice that all their peers are vapid little asshats with the same dumb Insta feed:
- OMG, I am at a spa!
Yesterday I was close enough to Congress to take its picture
- And here’s my boyfriend!
And all of us get bombarded with these insufferable little morons’ never ending eagerness to run their mouths of without a shred of self-awareness that the smart, powerful, talented young women in Washington aren’t posting cheeseball selfies all day with loser one-term Repubs.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GUESS.
NATALIE WAS AT A SPA!
So pathetically trite. My lord, these people are trite.
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And the irony is that Texas can open vaccine appts to everyone because the state’s criminal corrupt and moronic leadership has all but ensured a large percent of the pop won’t sign up.
One important note: as several Texans have pointed out, opening appointments to everyone ain’t the same as having supply to satisfy everyone.
Fighter jet engine designs were informed by studying peregrine falcons.
By 1974, thanks to DDT, peregrines were effectively all but extinct in the United States in all but the west coast.
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There were four peregrines left in the entire state of New York.
To save the species, west coast falconers passed eggs to east coast falconers who tended to them and raised the chicks through first winters before releasing them.
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