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31 Mar, 5 tweets, 1 min read
my 16 yro daughter asked me if i know what happened to the vanilla ice cream

though i truthfully denied any knowledge i can't stop laughing
#pleaseSendHelp
to the esteemed members of the jury, i state that laughter could mean anything.
"you sound kinda sus right now"
first, she asked about the ice cream.
then she asked if i was laughing. i said no.
then she told me i sounded like i was laughing.
then i started laughing.
is this entrapment?
i laugh loudly. and she knows it.
this was entrapment.

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there's some good stuff in here about #sqlserver soft-NUMA which applies to autosoftNUMA
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"Soft-NUMA does not provide memory to CPU affinity."
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