[thread]
I have a friend
Who is married
He is cheating on his wife
I have a friend
Who is married
He is cheating on his wife
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He had to borrow money from a colleague to support his cheating
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He had to borrow money from a colleague to support his cheating
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is dossing off work to cheat with her at her home
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is dossing off work to cheat with her at her home
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is cheating on her in the family home
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is cheating on her in the family home
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is using his position at work to divert funds to his mistress
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is using his position at work to divert funds to his mistress
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is taking his mistress on work trips all expenses paid for by the company
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He is taking his mistress on work trips all expenses paid for by the company
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He tried to use his power to get his mistress set up with a job
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He tried to use his power to get his mistress set up with a job
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
When asked about it
He lies
Badly
On video
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
When asked about it
He lies
Badly
On video
I have a friend
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He left his wife
No he hasn’t gone into a relationship with his mistress
He has a new girl
Who is married with children
He is cheating on his wife
He left his wife
No he hasn’t gone into a relationship with his mistress
He has a new girl
Now as you may have guessed
I was talking
Of my friend
Of your friend
Of a man who wants to put his arms around every single person
Operation Last Grasp (to add a r)
Our People’s Prime Minister
Of our blessed People’s Government
Boris Johnson
I was talking
Of my friend
Of your friend
Of a man who wants to put his arms around every single person
Operation Last Grasp (to add a r)
Our People’s Prime Minister
Of our blessed People’s Government
Boris Johnson
Now
I made a comment on here after the weekend revelations
That it could always get *worse* for Boris
In terms of the personal
And in terms of the political
I made a comment on here after the weekend revelations
That it could always get *worse* for Boris
In terms of the personal
And in terms of the political
In terms of the personal
Well he was shagging away on the family sofa with his mistress whilst his wife was out
Imagine if his wife had walked in on them
Perhaps she could have found his socks for him
Well he was shagging away on the family sofa with his mistress whilst his wife was out
Imagine if his wife had walked in on them
Perhaps she could have found his socks for him
Imagine a different surface to the family sofa
A rug
The kitchen
The bed he shares with his wife
A rug
The kitchen
The bed he shares with his wife
Imagine all the “technology lessons” he had at his mistresses home
The pole I am sure was useful in the “lesson plan”
The pole I am sure was useful in the “lesson plan”
Imagine his technology lessons and how capably he and his mistress delivered those sessions abroad in all the different hotel settings on the public purse
Imagine being his friend or work colleague and knowing he is doing this to his wife and children
Imagine being his friend or work colleague and knowing how he is missing public funds
Imagine being a friend or colleague of his wife and seeing the damage in his behaviour is having
Imagine
It’s such a simple word
So anyway I am going to wrap up with two threads
A specific one to just this tale and a more general one not just on the character of a man but on what he does
It’s such a simple word
So anyway I am going to wrap up with two threads
A specific one to just this tale and a more general one not just on the character of a man but on what he does
https://twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1176839648406122497
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
