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31 Mar, 5 tweets, 1 min read
About to go watch a nuclear dinosaur fight a monkey

Who you got?
Also I'm worried that Liberal Hollywood will have King Kong win because Godzilla is a conservative
👀

Chicken tendies and a theater all to myself

Beat that gorilla's ass, Godzilla
Solid movie

Theaters are back

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15 Mar
Holy shit

These aren’t kids in cages, these are kids in internment camps.

Biden is a monster
Imagine if Trump was throwing immigrant children in an internment camp.

Every Democrat in America would be calling for impeachment.
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1 Mar
Trump: shut down the kid cages built on radioactive waste.

Biden: Fuck them kids.
Media under Trump: Kid cages in military dump

Media under Biden (probably): President explores option of giving migrant children radioactive superpowers.
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22 Feb
The Neera Tanden faked email created in the notes app on iphone is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website

Someone get it to @pdoocy to ask @PressSec about it
ICYMI

STEP 1:

STEP 2:

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16 Feb
Wait... the Capitol hill officer died of a stroke?

The NYT stealth edited their story to show he wasn't hit by a fire extinguisher... that's fucking wild.

NYT should be shut down

news.yahoo.com/times-corrects… via @YahooNews
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NYT stealth edit came on 2/12 with an added update: UPDATE: New information has emerged regarding the death of the Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick that questions the initial cause of his death provided by officials close to the Capitol Police.
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14 Feb
I think we're gonna get drunk and bake a pizza, who's with me?
Step one

Put pizza dough in a circular like shape while drinking a bourbon
Step two

Add sauce in a circular motion while drinking a bourbon
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