Short story on why I love crypto builders...

A few months ago, I sent a random idea for a crypto tool to @mattaaron at @uniwhalesio...

"I want a way to see new tiny cryptos almost the second they get added to a DEX," I said

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I want to see how many holders they have... what the market cap is and where the price is trending

And I want to see this BEFORE the coins end up on major price tracking sites like CG and CMC
Matt said that sounded neat, but didn't indicate he was doing anything w it...

Then, a few weeks later, he casually tells me development has begun
A few weeks after that, it has a name: RedPhonshipSaurus (named after their favorite degens, he says, lol... red, @fonship and @fomosaurus)
A few weeks after that the tool is live and it's glorious Image
Gazing at it is to gaze into the steely eyes of ugly, scammy 🐉s or perhaps some beautiful future 🦄s

It is possibilities... a portal to the rabbit hole of DYOR land where riches or ruin await
Check it out at

Note that you have to hold 16,000 $UWL in your wallet to use it (and their Power Brokers tool)... but you can always sell your $UWL when you're done
If that's too expensive, you get some other amazing trading tools with 5,000 $UWL, and (maybe best of all) 5k UWL gives you access to their Telegram community called the Uniwhales DAO

That group is full of some of my heroes talking candidly about the newest crypto projects
Huge thanks to @mattaaron and the team for not just dreaming up ideas (like me), but actually building them

Respect, sers. Respect ✊

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