I have several questions
https://twitter.com/bernstein/status/1379431958283874304
1. Why was the “DRAKE” caption on his forehead needed; the tattoo was perfectly recognizable without it
2. Was Drake recently in an accident where he had a MEMENTO-style memory affliction
3. Was Drake cancelled for some reason
2. Was Drake recently in an accident where he had a MEMENTO-style memory affliction
3. Was Drake cancelled for some reason
4. Did somebody who was desperate to hide their Drake tattoo imagine an enormous snail in its place and think “Eureka; the perfect crime!”
5. Who in history has ever had a giant snail tattooed on their body
6. Why not stamp “SNAIL” on its forehead so we don’t get the wrong idea
5. Who in history has ever had a giant snail tattooed on their body
6. Why not stamp “SNAIL” on its forehead so we don’t get the wrong idea
7. Do you think Johnny Depp’s “WINO FOREVER” tattoo seems any less cringeworthy to him today than if he’d just left the “WINONA” part alone
8. Is Scott “Wino” Weinrich of the Obsessed flattered by Mr. Depp’s apparent devotion to his craft
9. Do snails actually have foreheads
8. Is Scott “Wino” Weinrich of the Obsessed flattered by Mr. Depp’s apparent devotion to his craft
9. Do snails actually have foreheads
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