Thread by @ElieNYC

Ahh, we've reached the "isn't it true that Black people can develop super human strength and doesn't that mean more force can be used to crush the windpipes of these aliens who use the sun's power against us?" stage of the Chauvin defense.

Isn't it true that even after choking a Black man unconscious, it's possible for the Black man to regain consciousness and then be, like, *really* angry and, potentially, make you very sorry that you didn't kill them when you had the chance?

If other black people are AROUND when you are choking a Black man to death, and they become angry, wouldn't that be a good reason to go on and finish killing the Black man, because if he is enlivened by the support of his community he might wake up and take your daughter to prom?

While trying to subdue angry Black people, and trying to prevent them from accessing their superhuman reservoirs of strength that they might use to take revenge upon the white race, isn't it possible to accidently and unintentionally spend 9 minutes choking them to death?

Defense: Have you ever fought a black person
Jujitsu Man: Yes.
Defense: Did you try to kill them?
Jujitsu Man: I don't recall.
Defense: What if they tried to use their large lips to suck your brain out of your ears?
Jujitsu Man: I supposed that's possible.

Is it even possible to give medical treatment to Black people? After all, they're very large and strong. You can't even get them on their back, even when they're unconscious, because they're stubborn even while they're dying.

Prosecution: HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT A ZOMBIE WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER YOU KILLED HIM TO KICK YOUR ASS??
Jujitsu Man: No. I believe all the people I've killed have remained dead.

Defense: IS IT OKAY TO KILL BLACK PEOPLE IF OTHER BLACK PEOPLE CALL YOU A PUSSY?
Jujitsu Man: What?
Prosecution: IF PEOPLE ARE BEGGING FOR THE MAN'S LIFE, SHOULD THE COP MAYBE LISTEN?
Jujitsu Man: I would.
Judge: You are excused, Chuck Norris
Jujitsu Man: Namaste.