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The Branch Covidian Church, a "Cult of COVID," is the fastest-growing religion in the world, whose spread has been made possible by the powerful public-health establishment & large corporations.
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The Branch Covidian Church, a "Cult of COVID," is the fastest-growing religion in the world, whose spread has been made possible by the powerful public-health establishment & large corporations.
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The Branch Covidian cult of Covid has its own clerical elite, commandments & modesty norms. Its fanatic adherents shame and silence heretics for defying the public orthodoxy.
The faith’s First Commandment: Thou shalt stay locked down.
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The Branch Covidian cult of Covid has its own clerical elite, commandments & modesty norms. Its fanatic adherents shame and silence heretics for defying the public orthodoxy.
The faith’s First Commandment: Thou shalt stay locked down.
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Other Branch Covidian commandments
* Thou shalt always wear a mask
* Thy children must suffer a lack of education & socialization
* Thy liberties are subservient to the greater hypochondriacal & tyrannical good
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nypost.com/2021/04/07/thy…
Other Branch Covidian commandments
* Thou shalt always wear a mask
* Thy children must suffer a lack of education & socialization
* Thy liberties are subservient to the greater hypochondriacal & tyrannical good
3/n (Adapted from the New York Post)
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Selected Texts from the Books of Covidian
1 Covidian 4:1 - "Take heed! For those who are self-seeking and do not obey the truth of Fauci, but live and work unencumbered by fear of Covid, there will be wrath and fury from the righteous!"
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Selected Texts from the Books of Covidian
1 Covidian 4:1 - "Take heed! For those who are self-seeking and do not obey the truth of Fauci, but live and work unencumbered by fear of Covid, there will be wrath and fury from the righteous!"
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2 Covidian 12:23 - "Speak evil against the Covidian non-believer! Be a doer of the guidance from the Great Fauci, and speak ill against the unwashed who refuse to comply. Only then will the unmasked see the light and turn from their wicked ways."
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2 Covidian 12:23 - "Speak evil against the Covidian non-believer! Be a doer of the guidance from the Great Fauci, and speak ill against the unwashed who refuse to comply. Only then will the unmasked see the light and turn from their wicked ways."
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3 Covidian 2:25 -"Waiteth two weeks! By this you can control the whims of the Great Virus by your own actions. Therefore, remain hidden in the deep of your basement that your fellow non-gender specific brethren thousands of miles away may live. It is up to you."
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