Post canon Wwx coming to class with an odd bulge in his robes, over his stomach.
“Did senior wei eat too much?”
“Shut up Jingyi.”
The bulge suddenly moves, a pair of white fluffy ears pop out, followed by a twitching nose. Wwx clears his throat
“So, LZ is now a bunny.”
“Did senior wei eat too much?”
“Shut up Jingyi.”
The bulge suddenly moves, a pair of white fluffy ears pop out, followed by a twitching nose. Wwx clears his throat
“So, LZ is now a bunny.”
The disciples are, understandable, shocked.
“A bunny?”
“How?”
“What have you done to my HGJ!!!!” Ljy’s cry is particularly anguished.
“I haven’t done anything, this time. It happened sometime during the night we believe. I fell asleep during the third round of everyday-“
“A bunny?”
“How?”
“What have you done to my HGJ!!!!” Ljy’s cry is particularly anguished.
“I haven’t done anything, this time. It happened sometime during the night we believe. I fell asleep during the third round of everyday-“
“Senior Wei.” Lsz clears his throat, ears red. Wwx grins.
“Aiyah, look at you all so innocent! I’ll have you know your HGJ is not the virtuous man you believe he is! Why, just yesterday he tied me up and - ow! Lan Zhan! No biting!”
Lwj had glomped wwx’s breast with his teeth
“Aiyah, look at you all so innocent! I’ll have you know your HGJ is not the virtuous man you believe he is! Why, just yesterday he tied me up and - ow! Lan Zhan! No biting!”
Lwj had glomped wwx’s breast with his teeth
“You shameless husband ! Biting me when you’re human and biting me when you’re a bunny, will my fragile body know no reprieve from your teeth??”
Lwj seemingly bites harder
Lwj seemingly bites harder
“Is it permanent?” One disciple asks cautiously, eyes wide as he took in wwx’s struggle to remove lwj’s teeth from his robes.
“That, I need to research.” Wwx finally succeeds, and immediately places Lwj on the table next to him where he sits very regally
“That, I need to research.” Wwx finally succeeds, and immediately places Lwj on the table next to him where he sits very regally
Even as a rabbit HGJ is intimidating, and the disciples feel themselves straightening their posture as Lwj levels them with a beady rabbit stare.
“Why a rabbit?” Ljy asks, still looking close to tears. “surely HGJ should become something fearless and powerful like a dragon!”
“Why a rabbit?” Ljy asks, still looking close to tears. “surely HGJ should become something fearless and powerful like a dragon!”
“My lz is still a powerful rabbit, isn’t that right er-gege?” Lwj inclines his rabbit head very slightly, a nod.
“How can we help senior wei? Should we tell grandmaster lan?”
“NO!” Wwx shouts. Lwj smacks the table with his back foot. “Ah I’m sorry LZ! No loud noises!”
“How can we help senior wei? Should we tell grandmaster lan?”
“NO!” Wwx shouts. Lwj smacks the table with his back foot. “Ah I’m sorry LZ! No loud noises!”
“What if he gets stuck like this?” A disciple questions from the back of the room, and is promptly smacked under the table by his seat mate.
“Dont say that, of course he’ll be okay! He’s HGJ!”
“He’s a bunny.”
A honk.
“Lan Zhan said to copy the rules about respecting wildlife”
“Dont say that, of course he’ll be okay! He’s HGJ!”
“He’s a bunny.”
A honk.
“Lan Zhan said to copy the rules about respecting wildlife”
“You can understand him?” LJY sounds incredulous.
“Of course! My Lan Zhan can be quite obvious, you just need to know where to look!”
“...”
“He’s joking, right?”
“I’m not! Tell them er-gege!”
Silence.
“Of course! My Lan Zhan can be quite obvious, you just need to know where to look!”
“...”
“He’s joking, right?”
“I’m not! Tell them er-gege!”
Silence.
“Oh yes.” Wwx giggles, scoping Lwj onto his lap. “I’d almost forgotten you can’t reply er-gege.”
Lwj makes a noise that sounds scarily similar to “Wei Ying” and Wwx squeals, burying his face in lwj’s fluffy tummy.
“Lan Zhan~~”
~~
“How are they even more shameless now?”
Lwj makes a noise that sounds scarily similar to “Wei Ying” and Wwx squeals, burying his face in lwj’s fluffy tummy.
“Lan Zhan~~”
~~
“How are they even more shameless now?”
Later, after the disciples have been sent to research in the library whilst Wwx carried Lwj off somewhere, the white rabbit once again biting over wwx’s breast, ljy speaks;
“Is it just me who thought senior Wei was pregnant?”
“Is it just me who thought senior Wei was pregnant?”
“How can a man be pregnant!” One disciple cries, whilst another, more quietly, says “I did too.”
“If anyone can achieve the impossible, its Senior Wei and HGJ.” LSZ speaks softly, a little smile on his face.
“What if we can’t transform him back? Will we have to learn rabbit?”
“If anyone can achieve the impossible, its Senior Wei and HGJ.” LSZ speaks softly, a little smile on his face.
“What if we can’t transform him back? Will we have to learn rabbit?”
“How do rabbits even speak?”
“Like this!” Ljy crouches, lips pulling back to reveal his teeth, and begins making little chattering noises. The other boys soon join in, until the entire room is filled with rabbit sounds and hopping disciples.
That is how LQR finds them.
“Like this!” Ljy crouches, lips pulling back to reveal his teeth, and begins making little chattering noises. The other boys soon join in, until the entire room is filled with rabbit sounds and hopping disciples.
That is how LQR finds them.
“WEI WUXIAN!!!”
“I think we’ve been busted Lan Zhan.”
Lwj looks up from where he’d been studying a book & hops over to position himself protectively in-front of Wwx.
Wwx attempts to step forwards & Lwj huffs, head butting him until Wwx is forced to retreat behind the desk
“I think we’ve been busted Lan Zhan.”
Lwj looks up from where he’d been studying a book & hops over to position himself protectively in-front of Wwx.
Wwx attempts to step forwards & Lwj huffs, head butting him until Wwx is forced to retreat behind the desk
“Lan Zhan, you cannot even speak! Let me talk to your uncle.”
Lwj’s mouth twitches, baring two white teeth. Wwx slaps a hand to his chest, the area aches with the phantom pain of lwj’s bite.
‘I will handle it.” His face says. Wwx wants to point out Lwj currently has no hands.
Lwj’s mouth twitches, baring two white teeth. Wwx slaps a hand to his chest, the area aches with the phantom pain of lwj’s bite.
‘I will handle it.” His face says. Wwx wants to point out Lwj currently has no hands.
LQR is perhaps justifiably incensed.
He storms in, nearly treads on Lwj, then storms out after having a good rant at Wwx.
Lwj communicates his displeasure by sitting “accidentally” on the hem of his uncles robes, preventing LQR from moving any closer to Wwx
He storms in, nearly treads on Lwj, then storms out after having a good rant at Wwx.
Lwj communicates his displeasure by sitting “accidentally” on the hem of his uncles robes, preventing LQR from moving any closer to Wwx
“Have you consulted the healers?”
“They said Lan Zhan is fine physically and spiritually, but do not know how to return him to his human form.”
“Have you tried true loves kiss?” One of the youngest disciples speaks up, a small thing with ears slightly too big for his head
“They said Lan Zhan is fine physically and spiritually, but do not know how to return him to his human form.”
“Have you tried true loves kiss?” One of the youngest disciples speaks up, a small thing with ears slightly too big for his head
“Preposterous!” LQR looks close to an aneurysm, and lwj’s lips twitch as if debating the merits of biting his uncles robes to halt the impeding rampage.
Wwx looks at him and he settles, although his back foot still makes a minuscule thump.
“It is not... unreasonable...”
Wwx looks at him and he settles, although his back foot still makes a minuscule thump.
“It is not... unreasonable...”
“Yes! I’ve heard true loves kiss can fix anything!!” The same disciple cries, turning red when LQR levels him with a look.
“True! And no one loves each other like senior wei & HGJ love each other! It’s bound to work!”
Slowly, support spreads like wildfire among the disciples
“True! And no one loves each other like senior wei & HGJ love each other! It’s bound to work!”
Slowly, support spreads like wildfire among the disciples
Wwx feels oddly sentimental, turning to the bunny form of his husband with wide eyes & a quivering lower lip.
Concerned, bunji hops over, scrabbling up onto wwx’s lap to place his paws on wwx’s chest & look in his eyes
“Our- -“ Wwx sniffs “our children lz, they’re so filial”
Concerned, bunji hops over, scrabbling up onto wwx’s lap to place his paws on wwx’s chest & look in his eyes
“Our- -“ Wwx sniffs “our children lz, they’re so filial”
“Your children- ow ! Not the face!”
“Can’t you see they’re having a moment??”
Wwx pulls himself together, gathering Lwj in his hands.
“Lan Zhan, you are by far the handsomest bunny I’ve ever seen”
Lwj honks, ears flying as he throws himself forwards, taking down Wwx
“Can’t you see they’re having a moment??”
Wwx pulls himself together, gathering Lwj in his hands.
“Lan Zhan, you are by far the handsomest bunny I’ve ever seen”
Lwj honks, ears flying as he throws himself forwards, taking down Wwx
The disciples watch in amazement and fascination as lwj’s rabbit nose makes contact with wwx’s lips, expecting to see some instantaneous change.
Only nothing happens.
“...Is there like a time limit or-“
POOF
Only nothing happens.
“...Is there like a time limit or-“
POOF
In an explosion of fluff, senior Wei disappears from sight.
Because there is now a body on top of his.
“He’s back!” A disciple cries, at the same time another blurts out;
“he’s naked!!!”
Because there is now a body on top of his.
“He’s back!” A disciple cries, at the same time another blurts out;
“he’s naked!!!”
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