Nearly forgot to tell you a freshly arrived tale about the Little One's exploits at school (with the boy who thinks he wants to be a Nazi).
Remember LO had an altercation with a boy who wants to be a Nazi? LO slapped him over it.
They had to work together on a project...
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Remember LO had an altercation with a boy who wants to be a Nazi? LO slapped him over it.
They had to work together on a project...
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Kids were put to work in pairs (not of their own choosing) to make a cardboard model of a village. They could put things into the village that they wanted to see there.
LO wanted to put renewable energy into the village and a badger set.
Mini Nazi didn't. (MN for short).
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LO wanted to put renewable energy into the village and a badger set.
Mini Nazi didn't. (MN for short).
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MN wanted to build a military base and a bridge. The tiny foes were individually working at opposite ends of the village.
LO built some solar panels, before *accidentally* totally wiping the military base off the map, glue and all - then somewhat damaging the bridge too!
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LO built some solar panels, before *accidentally* totally wiping the military base off the map, glue and all - then somewhat damaging the bridge too!
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"How did you accidentally take off the glue and all?" I asked, perplexed. "You know when you asked me what was all up my sleeve?" LO answered.
I see.
Of course LO apologised to MN and as time was running out, helped MN get the village back in order...
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I see.
Of course LO apologised to MN and as time was running out, helped MN get the village back in order...
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But the calamity meant the bridge repairs took time and at the base, only the main barrack hall had time to be built, no fence, no army.
So Little One had the very bright, and *totally spontaneous* idea to suggest perhaps it could be a power station building? For the panels?
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So Little One had the very bright, and *totally spontaneous* idea to suggest perhaps it could be a power station building? For the panels?
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LO would even do all the talking for the presentation, to make it up to MN?
MN took LO up on the offer.
And thus it came to be, a village with a bridge, and a renewable power operation, but with no military presence, and plenty of space ready for future badger-architecture.
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MN took LO up on the offer.
And thus it came to be, a village with a bridge, and a renewable power operation, but with no military presence, and plenty of space ready for future badger-architecture.
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The part about this story LO most enjoys is that MN is (in LOs own words) "too thick to realise I ruined his base on purpose, and he still thinks he's won because he thinks I apologised" (before letting off an evil genius laugh)..
LO gonna run the world one day. Via solar.
7/7
LO gonna run the world one day. Via solar.
7/7
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