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John Ales AF

@IAmJohnAles

24 Dec 20

2020 XMAS SEASON
PRO TRAVEL TIP:

DON’T.

I kid. But seriously.

Ya know how covid has been this thing where it’s either hitting you and your circle or it’s not... really?

Or... it’s a hoax?

Well... it’s not that.
It’s all around us.
It’s picking up speed.

I and too many of my friends now have immediate stories.
Close friends and family
are dying or in danger of it.
In LOS ANGELES.
We are overloaded.
They triage people away.

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John Ales AF

@IAmJohnAles

25 Jul 20

Good news!
You have a BILLION dollars. Cash. Taxes paid.
(Big day at the tracks.)

But the world is ending in 10 years and it will all be gone.
We won’t consider charities yet.

So... How could you spend that $?
1/

Now. You need a house.

In L.A. we can find something suitable for a person of your stature.
Not THE BEST, top 20.
Ocean view.
Thats $50 million.
$1 million to furnish it.
$2 million for sprucing up, 5 year’s maintenance, staff & utilities.
$5 million taxes for 10 years. 2/

Of course you need a getaway. Let’s grab a few acres on the water for you on Bainbridge Island, WA.
It’s only 6 bedrooms but they don’t have anything bigger... yet. It’s on the market for $6.9 million.
Let’s offer $7 & keep everyone happy.
$4 million to cover all the fringes. 3/

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John Ales AF

@IAmJohnAles

22 Jul 20

@HillaryScholten

Justin Amash? Nah. Can’t have it all ways.
Vote instead for @HillaryScholten.

@GreenfieldIowa

I want Joni Ernst gone. In fact, fuck Joni Ernst.
Vote instead for sentient being @GreenfieldIowa.

@abbybroyles

I want Jim Inhofe gone.
Vote instead for @abbybroyles. She is a powerhouse. She cares.

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John Ales AF

@IAmJohnAles

21 Jul 20

Learn. Their. Names.
I want Mitch McConnell gone.
I want Lindsey Graham gone.
I want Ted Cruz gone.
I want Devin Nunes gone.
I want Chuck Grassley gone.
I want Jim Jordan gone.
I want Matt Gaetz gone.
I want Marco Rubio gone.
I want the whole Trump Crime family & enablers gone.

I want Susan Collins gone.
I want Doug Collins gone.
I want Martha McSally gone.
I want Joni Ernst gone.
I want Jim Inhofe gone.
I want Clay Higgins gone.
I want Rand Paul gone.
I want Paul Ryan to stay away.
I want Ronna McDaniel gone.
I want Liz Cheney gone.

I want Marsha Blackburn gone.
I want John Cornyn gone.
I want Tom Cotton gone.
I want Cory Gardner gone.
I want Cindy Hyde-Smith gone.
I want John Kennedy gone.
I want Mike Lee gone.
I want Kelly Loeffler gone.
I want Ben Sasso gone.
I want Rick Smith gone.
Getting nicer in here?

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John Ales AF

@IAmJohnAles

14 Mar 20

I had already been dismayed at the state of humanity in the world and, further, by the shit show 5 years of our own American behavior.
I thought we’d seen the bottom.
But people, not only is the ENTIRE WORLD in a crisis... an actual health crisis. We’re in crisis of humanity.

Go ahead and worship this breathy orange dictator who does ‘not take responsibility at all’. I don’t give a fuck anymore. We’re soon to be done with him and you’ll need to live in the dark recesses again. Fine by me.

But what is fucking wrong with us when we’re told to hole up & stay socially distant in an effort to keep resources available for the OTHER PEOPLE in the world who will need them by a metric of LIFE AND DEATH... so we GO TO THE GROCERY STORE & HORDE? What are we shopping for?

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