"Can you describe the journey of four years of GST with melodious music, qua a tax payer?" - Asked by a music afficianado.
Thence, I excogitated this thread with befitting songs in background.
It's harmonious!
What - #GST Or Musical Thread?
Do read, watch & hear till end.
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Euphoria:
During the course of migration of #taxpayers from old regime to #GST, everyone was ecstatic.
#Taxprofessionals were reminding for migration and clients were reaching to them, happily.
There was a great hope for 'ease'.
This video 👇 represents that situation.
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Nidus of abdabs:
After implementation, it was an adventurous task to face the ill-wille portal.
Tax payers constrained to pay hefty late fees due to such faulty portal.
By frequently paying the late fees similarly due to kitschy portal, taxpayers became kvetchy like...👇
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Eyewash:
Upon routinely facing omnifarious & multifarious blunders of portal, tax payers got decathect from this so-called good and simple tax and they kept blaming portal for ruining their businesses & heartsease.
The way they were reprimanding, can be visualised as..👇
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Added insult to injury:
Flummoxed by glitches & draconian provisions, many tax payers had decided to cancel their registration, which they obtained voluntarily. But, it wasn't easy as pie.
Their reactions upon seeing high late fees while uploading final return were like👇
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Hasta la vista:
After paying all dues with hefty late fees tax payers got their registration number cancelled.
Upon getting it cancelled, they had fake smile on their faces but had pain in their hearts.
With mulligrubs in their deep, such eccedentesiasts were saying...👇
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Lost 'Ease':
Those continuing as registered tax payers, are biting the bullet to claim their lawful ITC.
Restrictions, so inflicted by the Sec 16(4) & Rule 36(4) are making them bewildered for their legitimate claim of ITC.
Meet taxpayers those are in search of eligible ITC👇
A #Thread for those who like the #English language but concretely for those who understand what #GST is, de facto.
Something new, to spend 15-20 minutes reading.
#Pangram means a short sentence containing every letter of the alphabet. A pangram is a unique sentence in which every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. It is also known as holoalphabetic sentence. Shorter pangrams (26-50 letters) are considered as perfect pangrams.
A few months back there was a conversation between me & my friend. He is a lettered, a writer, a logophile but unfortunately he believes everything that circulated on #WhatsApp is true. He started to text on GST on the basis of pufferies he had read & heard.
Cognoscenti; a poet with verses
V/s.
Cognizant; a taxpayer with miseries
Two friends met after five years. One has become a poet & an aficionado of literature. The other has become a businessman. They were happy upon sharing their experiences, they have had in past years. Poet, being excited to share his knowledge, asked his friend to say 'shayaris'.
Businessman: It's not my bailiwick; I couldn't know more except GST in past quinquennium.
Poet: I can understand but try to say something in response; let's go one-on-one.
Foreword:
This is abstract of tête-e-tête of the guys, gathered for carousing. There are 4 partakers; all are businessmen. Thread has 4 parts. Consider each part as a number of peg.
It's not jabberwocky, but
their 'gravitas';
truth often comes out,
'in vino veritas'!
Contd.
Part 1: शायराना माहौल
All are ecstatic upon meeting business friends and hence they are in शायराना mood.
Rule of महफिल:
"महफिल में, मदीरा सब को मिलेगी दायरे में,
हर बात होगी ऐसे, जैसे होती है मुशायरे में।"
Written on the basis of a dream which I have seen yesterday. In this long run dream, I visualised, the pious souls are revealing their pain, all those traveled recently, from various counties to heaven due to #coronavirus.
Contd.
Chinese:
"What the hell is this? No rats🐁, no bats 🦇, no cockroaches? How could I survive here? 如何 ?"
Suddenly two stalwart guys came & said "This is Elysium! You're wrongly placed here by mistake and hence you are being shifted to right place, where you should be."
Contd.
Italian:
"Feeling 'il rimorso'! Being a doctor, I tried a lot, all day and night to save as many lives with 'cure mediche' and to make them convalescent. But, this deadly corona did not let me succeeded fully since it preyed me also. I am much remorseful for this."