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19 Apr, 6 tweets, 2 min read

https://twitter.com/wcbs880/status/1384155877897240587

i am not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it but i am not not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it

https://twitter.com/wcbs880/status/1384155877897240587

the whale should go on a vaccination tour
it is just my opinion

https://twitter.com/darth/status/1382482911195062274

or maybe this lil guy

https://twitter.com/darth/status/1382482911195062274

where did they get that band aid

https://twitter.com/simonhg/status/1384163784554467336

me on my way to give flowers to every body who got a vaccine shot under the blue whale

https://twitter.com/simonhg/status/1384163784554467336

in three weeks they should add a second band aid to the whale

it is just a suggestion

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imagine knowing the asshole who came up with this

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and every one in the meeting thought it was a great idea to go with it

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why not talk about political contributions mitch

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#HR1 will definitely warn corporate america to stay out of politics mitch

u should raise corporate taxes mitch
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https://twitter.com/FoodNetwork/status/1377715254826782731

welcome to my ted talk i have thoughts on these four french fry shapes

https://twitter.com/FoodNetwork/status/1377715254826782731

the classic is bar none the most reliable french fry you can order
it is difficult for any body to mess up the classic french fry
u have a very good chance of getting that cronchy exterior and that fluffy interior that makes a french fry to remember

the danger of the classic cut is when they make it too narrow (getting the interior texture is difficult)
and making it too wide (the dangerous steak fry territory)
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