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21 Apr, 5 tweets, 1 min read
and this isn't even the best soopaman lova story.
SO I PULLED OUT MY FO-FIF...
and it's effortless. i'm really not sure any rapper has ever been more clever.
"got the cable hooked up/all channels/lift my shirt, all mammal." who thinks of this? and why is it so perfect?
ain't no "possibly," chief

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22 Apr
in other news, stop retweeting the people you hate. seriously. took me a while to learn that, but we're all better when we don't do that.
exactly. people sending things that are the opposite of why anyone follows them. not that you should serve your twitter followers, per se, but i think you get my point.
there was a time i did it because i felt people who agreed with those folks silently needed to hear the truth, and i used the dummies as a tool to do that. not much silent anything anymore. the utility of that is gone.
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22 Apr
not picking on b/r in particular here, because our industry has been indefensibly pathetic in how we portray tillman and what he represents.

a reminder that his family ain't here for the nonense is here: seattletimes.com/nation-world/f…
tillman's a great test of one's ability to view things with nuanced eyes. can one see heroism in him while opposing the war? can people support the military -- using a broad term there but you get it -- while acknowledging that military let him down in life and death?
instead, my industry uses him as a mascot for a lot of things an informed person *knows* he wasn't about, or certainly wasn't about after he'd spent some time in afghanistan.

again, how we use pat tillman is absolutely pathetic.
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21 Apr
retweeting this because joel is a beast at this and way too humble about it. so good with that level tone, letting what's real jump out for itself.
speaking of joel, lemme say something about this right fast...
when the pandemic hit, obviously, our ability to book guests changed, too. so we leaned on my friends to come on. what we found was the audience for #TheRightTime would rather hear me chop it up with the homies than the famous people.
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21 Apr
five years ago today, i wrote something from a hotel room in paris web.archive.org/web/2016042408…
this is something i wrote about prince last year, a look at the unreal syracuse concert the estate posted on youtube. theundefeated.com/features/princ…
and something i wrote about sign o the times — gasp — 19 years ago. salon.com/2002/03/11/sig…
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24 Mar
what a dork
so lemme tell you an acura story...

in '09, my mom was getting herself a new car, and i talked her into passing her '96 ac 3.2 down to me. was gonna be better than anything i could afford, even if it was old.

one day, i took the 3.2 to the dealer for repairs. now...
they gave me a loaner while they were working on the car. brand new tl. it may as well have been the batmobile to me. i'd never driven a ride that clean ever.

for some reason, the repairs took longer than expected, but were done in a window where i couldn't pick it up that day.
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22 Mar
for everyone asking "who's oral roberts?" apnews.com/article/840607…
before you ask: oral roberts lived another 22 years.
you gotta be kidding me
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