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23 Apr, 4 tweets, 1 min read
hi does anyone in Oregon know where I could get horse meat? Ideally an entire horse.

I have a recipe I need to try once it is eel season again
since i was a young man I have dreamt of an Eel Horse: an entire horse carcass stuffed with eels, seasoned, wrapped and buried in a pit fire and cooked until crispy.

as far as I know no one has ever made this and I aim to be first
i haven't entirely ironed out the spices but I think a lot of truffle salt on the eels and saffron / chili powder for the horse
A lot of people seem to think this is funny, some sort of joke.

That's OK. People laughed at the Wright Brothers too.

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i have had hundreds of interactions with the police over my life. I have never been arrested. I have never once felt safer as a result of their presence in a situation.
i have never been arrested for the same reason I have never been seriously injured by an angry dog. The same tactics work on both. Your best best bet for safety with with cops is to treat them like violent and unpredictable animals.
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It means creating and expanding a durable safety net that exists outside the state.
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I will be announcing something this year though.
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I just got an ad for "Trump Passports" for "Trump Citizens" who want to get ready for "MAGA 2024"

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If you are wondering why Texas's electrical grid is on the brink of collapse, it's because Texas is the only of the lower 48 states with its own power grid. The reasons for this boil down to "fuck the federal government."

This does not work well.

texastribune.org/2011/02/08/tex…
In 2011, and on other emergency occasions, Texas has had to borrow power from Mexico, who are objectively better neighbors than us.

On the last big winter storm I was here for, much of Dallas lost power for 2 weeks. We had electric workers from like a dozen states come to help.
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Anyway, 100,000 people in DFW have to boil their water now because the treatment plant broke.
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Antifascists tried to warn everyone about this for years

Nothing that happened today was a surprise

the seeds of all this were documented by people like @EmilyGorcenski, @RoseCityAntifa, @socialistdogmom, @AntiFashGordon, @GoadGatsby and @lilsarg for years.
Goad and Emily stood against Nazis during Unite the Right in Charlottesville, 2017. Joe Biden used footage of them being assaulted in his campaign ads.

But no mainstream politician actually listened to them.
Also @danieleharper and his wonderful podcast I Don't Speak German. @idsgpod. No one put in more work following these people.
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Conspiracy theory time: I think Tarrio may have purposefully gotten arrested with two illegal (in D.C.) rifle magazines.

He admitted to destroying property before flying in. He brought exactly two magazines, which is weird.

What if his plan is to challenge D.C. gun laws? A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police Department confirmed
There is a decent chance he would win if such a case made it to the Supreme Court. And more to the point, a big publicized gun rights case would be an opportunity for Tarrio to crowdfund huge amounts of money AND gain more fame.

It is a smarter bet than doing another rally.
Even if SCOTUS never took the case, he would have a pretty decent chance of raising hundreds of thousands of dollars in short order from conservative gun owners spooked about Biden.
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