ALL TALK BUT NO WORK
If theory that 85% of statistics put on twitter are contrived, then it follows also that 85% of us always talk about the work 15% are doing and how it ought to have been done. We are all talking about politics. Only a few are doing what's growing the economy.
Manufacturing is shrinking in Nigeria with a population growing at 2.5%! Other data sources believe our population is actually growing at 3.7% yearly. Nigeria seems to be a place where people believe they can grow rich by fighting online, over politics and arguing about poverty.
Its oil money that's doing us this devastation. As we all eagerly blame the dying industries on dearth of electricity and other infrastructure, how come the "erection" industry is thriving? There's hardly anytime Four Points and Radisson Blu arent fully booked, at ~75k per night.
Manufacturing industries are dying at the current diesel price but night clubs are running profitably on.500KVa generators. Some burn up to three drums of diesel every weekend so that drunk men can grind their penis at the butt-crack of women who cant bend down for Jesus.
There's a lot of half truth about the reasons thrown around on why Nigeria is not working. Politicians are only one-tenth of the problem. Many of our issues will be fixed if we fix ourselves, and our collective lack of creativity. Productivity grows a nation; not politics.
I funded a vehicle anti-collision AI development that makes a car decelerate, when it senses another car within a fixed radius. The programmer i partnered with made us sell at a partial development stage to an entity in the UK, so that he can pick up a job as PA to a politician.
Why are we all chasing after politicians? We need to get back to applying ourselves. Fayemi's Ikun Diary idea with Promasidor holds a promising future, if Ekiti isnt unfortunate again with a governor like Fayose, who will kill the Jersey Cows for Xmas, to gain political appeal.
I laughed when somebody here, who claimed he is banker, was arguing that banks are the bedrock of Nigeria's economic growth because they are declaring unexplainable profits. Truth is, real sector of an economy is the bedrock, as activities of this sector persuade economic output.
The thing is, the real sector will generate better outcomes if accompanied with a healthy banking system; but Nigerian banks are "turning oninown." The contradiction doesn't end there. You will see more petrol stations than poultry farms or feedmills in agrarian Nigerian states.
Some Nigerian farmers now plant sweetcorn. Bulk of their produce perish at Mile 12, while begging buyers at highly discounted price to cut their losses. In the same country, I know a Lebanese importer at Ilupeju who raises thousands of dollars in Forex to import canned sweetcorn.
Till today, most juice industries in Nigeria import concentrate from South Africa; yet an estimated 10,000tons of oranges & mangoes decay yearly in Benue. In terms of debt-to-revenue, Benue is bankrupt in spite of about N5Billion yearly decaying industrial juice making potential.
To put my ranting in context, I was at So-Fresh with some expatriates and we happily paid 4K each for a very refreshing 50cl blend of tropical fruits made into smoothie. If scaled by linear programming, the drink would have attracted ~28% profit if sold at N960 and made in Benue.
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BEFORE BREAKFAST REACH YOU
Its easy to politically exploit fault lines of a highly ethnically divided nation like ours to make a center govt look incompetent, irrespective of who occupies it. One thing is certain, if Nigeria will break, it wont be under the watch of a Northerner!
For whatever reason, the North is more committed to Nigeria's indivisibilty.
Like it or not, they will use every kobo we could have used to build schools to recruit more soldiers to make sure no part secedes. This will also consolidate fears of who to trust with power in d south.
Nigerians are bantering about who shit for gutter, when we've been coded red, internationally on security, as the new epicenter of intercalating global terrorism. Ironically, the South-side isn't socio-structurally set up to absorb the war trauma the North have been dissipating.
THINKING ABOUT THINKING
Nigerians, a thoughtful thinking should involve asking questions, defining a problem, examining evidence, analyzing assumptions & biases, avoiding emotional reasoning, avoiding oversimplification, consider other interpretations, and tolerating ambiguity.
We are a delicately crafty people, when it comes to causal reasoning or the way we arrive at a conclusion. No matter how smart a Nigerian is, subconsciously, we've been trained to deliberately shunt metacognitive processes that will lead to solutions/answers we wont like or want.
Every problem statement is formulated to arrive at a predetermined answer. Call it politically metacognitive, culturally psychological binary. Every person must say what the majority wants to hear. If it is populist, it is popular. As it stands, ashawo self deserves 'autotomy.'
Why is Nigeria fighting Boko'haram alone & all by itself? Going by UN's humanitarian gauge, this fight has lasted long enough, consumed sufficient lives of women & children and, war resources to an extent that should have attracted regional & international military contributions.
We bought weapons but Nigeria is still seriously pressed on all sides for Infantry soldiers to the point that an all-female regiment was drafted to fight marauders along Abuja-Kaduna highway and Zamfara axis. Why is it that ECOWAS and AU aren't contributing soldiers to Nigeria?
While Buhari's govt has no excuse, its unlikely any country with Nigeria's ratio of population & human devt problems to National Income will ever succeed, fighting B'haram/ISWAP; ND militants; Eastern ESN/IPOB, NorthWest banditry. Lets leave armed robbers & kidnappers out of it.
SISI, MO NI KO BLOCK E!
Yoruba babas know when to pick the gauntlet when the die is cast on matters pertaining to protecting their money. Baba proposed writing a cheque of N2Million because he claimed he doesnt trust electronic platforms. We told him nobody has time for clearing.
Baba rejected all propositions from his elderly son, which could have made the payment faster but baba refused. His son jokingly explained that baba doesn't like anything that can make money leave his account swiftly. We all ended up in the bank with the hope baba will draw cash.
In d bank, baba's lady account officer told him he could use d app on his phone. The old man doubted such an amount would leave his account through d app. At our collective insistence, baba gave his boy d phone to do it after login in, to prove us wrong. Fiam! The N2Million went!
WHY SEYI DEY SHAKE 😃
Many matured husbands and perhaps some women will see the consistency in @seyishae's case study tweets. Let me warn aspiring wives in advance, you will likely go through these phases of myriads of confusion, months or years, shortly after marriage.
Women feeling anxious for good reasons and for many reasons that are of no good, will be greatly influenced by Baby Blues,
Postpartum Mood Disorders (PPMD), or a combination of both. These two phenomenon aren't the same. Let Seyi breath. Be prepared, yours is coming. 😃
Now that the new order is SoroSoke, its no longer tenable to judge where people choose to do their dirty laundry, as long as you can sift through answers to the simultaneous equations men will throw at you in marriage. Especially with regards to code of silence imposed on women.
EVEN IF NIGERIA IS A MESS
I parcelled used Bubas that needed amendment through UK Royal Mail for door-to-door delivery. When it arrived Nigeria, NIPOST EMS called that customs demanded i should pay N27,000. It sounded like a joke because these are used clothes.
After I paid, EMS insisted I have to come and collect a door-to-door delivery at Ikeja Post office. How is it door delivery, if I have to pick it up at Ikeja post office. These are frustrations we face daily. I'm already battling NIPOST to see this practice brought to an end.
The lady that was denied capturing at the passport office, because of her lashes, raised a dust about it. And she returned here to acknowledge the authorities responded and she got redress. What about the law school hijab too? The lady that stood up to it, paved way for others.