I will tolerate no slander of ATL, a terrible airport I love
ahahaaha yes get owned loser
me watching Hartsfield employees destroy souls
a thousand Yelp reviewers: I had to kick my way through a foot-deep layer of trash to get to my gate a mile away at Hartsfield, and then a gate agent slapped me with a dead fish
me: sorry you didn't pass the cool test, sucks being you
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Happy birthday Willie Nelson it’s time for a thread of mostly verified Willie stories
one time Waylon Jennings was walking on the beach in Malibu and found Willie wandering around, he wasn't living there at the time and ended up in Waylon's kitchen coloring with Waylon's kid
he once bailed out Dennis Hopper in Taos after Dennis decided to eat a whole sheet of acid and empty a handgun in the middle of town
okay tucker carlson said Elmo was antifa so let's go
oscar the grouch: Dirtbag Left
Elmo's dad: Lebowski-type organizer
Bert: tax-averse GOPer who flirted with the alt-right for a while, doesn't want you to remind him of that three months he was deeply into Jordan Peterson
it's time to play one of the oldest and most reliable games on the internet: Zoom in on Google Maps to England and find something funny anywhere you look