The movie writes itself, and by 'writes itself' I mean 'I keep hearing dialogue from it in my head, help"
https://twitter.com/St_Rev/status/1388682899474599939
I'm hearing the trailer in my head now.
F/X: <Long shot from space, descending toward the northwestern US.>
VO: Yellowstone is an active supervolcano. About once every six hundred thousand years, it wipes out most of western North America. And it's overdue.
F/X: <Long shot from space, descending toward the northwestern US.>
VO: Yellowstone is an active supervolcano. About once every six hundred thousand years, it wipes out most of western North America. And it's overdue.
F/X: <Shot approaches Yellowstone national park, reaches ground level, and keeps going>
VO: About eight thousand years ago, a malign nonhuman entity was imprisoned in the Yellowstone caldera.
F/X: <Tunneling shot reaches magma>
F/X: <yelling, hoofbeats>
VO: About eight thousand years ago, a malign nonhuman entity was imprisoned in the Yellowstone caldera.
F/X: <Tunneling shot reaches magma>
F/X: <yelling, hoofbeats>
VO: Indigenous Americans kept that thing locked up for thousands of years. Until they couldn't.
F/X: <shot approaches massive, blurry monstrous _thing_. pulls back to show its outline across miles of wilderness>
F/X: <Patriotic music, radio crackle>
That's where we came in.
F/X: <shot approaches massive, blurry monstrous _thing_. pulls back to show its outline across miles of wilderness>
F/X: <Patriotic music, radio crackle>
That's where we came in.
crash cut, engine revving, soundtrack:
NECROMANCER (who has been narrating): And that's why we have twenty-four hours to reach Jackson Hole.
ZOOMER: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?!
NECROMANCER: <waves pistol> DRIVE!
ZOOMER: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?!
NECROMANCER: <waves pistol> DRIVE!
nb: I am typing this out to get it out of my head and for no other reason
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