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4 May, 13 tweets, 4 min read
CHOO CHOO 🚂
MY FELLOW AMERICANS:

Please keep tabs on this developing story and report back
WELCOME TO TWITTER:

The only social media network that routinely resurrects World War 2
ALSO bold prediction: someone will be accused of racism today.
Worth every penny nypost.com/2021/05/04/thi…
greenwald.substack.com/p/corporate-ne…
"Coca-Cola pauses aggressive diversity plan after chief lawyer resigns" nypost.com/2021/05/04/coc…
YOUTH SHOULDN'T BE WASTED WITH RED TAPE nymag.com/intelligencer/…
kek
Bill and Melinda Gates reportedly didn't sign a prenup. With nearly $150 billion at stake, they will split their property according to a 'separation contract' they've agreed instead. archive.is/J00Wp
> "Chaotic policies"

YEAH THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT THAT, HUH
NEWS: watch this invincible show
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4 May
Roughly a decade ago being able to imitate Arin @egoraptor Hanson and Jon @JonTronShow Jafari finishing Sonic 06 would be impossible.

But in 2021?.... 🧐 "Sony Patents AI That Plays Games for You" extremetech.com/gaming/322179-…

We have the technology
Easiest part? Making a Sonic 06 save state that mimics the exact point of progress that Arin and Jon stopped at. That'd be the foundation.
From there you'd need to calculate roughly how many early 2010s Game Grumps era episodes it'd take for the two to complete Sonic 06.

Get a couple of screenwriters to write up a script of believable dialogue.
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Monday.
NEWS: a BRAND account does something nice and not cringe.
You misspelt Democrat
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1 May
Robin was too good for what the world became after he left
Political correctness would've made him a prisoner.
(And I know I'm speaking of the public PERCEPTION of Williams as a figure, and not of the inevitable ugliness of being a human being we all have to contend with)
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1 May
Nobody likes Mitt Romney

do they?

I dunno that'd be such a weird thing to like
Romney's face looks like it needs sandpaper treatment

It's like... trying to like a cactus
the Google results speak for themselves.

There's nothing worth salvaging here
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30 Apr
WHOOPS
i was gone for like five minutes and ALL OF A SUDDEN disaster
just gonna make this the weekend thread too, and get back on track Monday then on.
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