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3 May, 17 tweets, 5 min read
Monday.
NEWS: a BRAND account does something nice and not cringe.
You misspelt Democrat
THANK YOU BIG BROTHER pcgamer.com/riot-will-star…
NEWS: And not the sandwich kind
... I would totally endorse this.
also good
Sony Announces Discord Partnership nichegamer.com/2021/05/03/son…
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I just flat out don't believe this one. It's more likely Biden had his first real "Senior Moment" mid speech or something.
I actually skipped adding this story to the thread for this very exact reason
🧐
"Bill and Melinda Gates announce divorce after 27 years" bbc.com/news/world-us-…
"BREAKING: Bill Gates announces end of marriage after 27 years" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-bill-…
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Blame Biden
Hey @JinxPr0duction I'm gonna need another Hoobastank "The Reason" montage. But this time with Bill Gates.

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Robin was too good for what the world became after he left
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Nobody likes Mitt Romney

do they?

I dunno that'd be such a weird thing to like
Romney's face looks like it needs sandpaper treatment

It's like... trying to like a cactus
the Google results speak for themselves.

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i was gone for like five minutes and ALL OF A SUDDEN disaster
just gonna make this the weekend thread too, and get back on track Monday then on.
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“OH NO ITS LIKE GAMERGATE 1 BUT THESE MISOGYNISTS DONT CARE ABOUT OPTICS ANYMORE”

“MY GOD. RUN!!”
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> @AdamBaldwin steps out of the shadows with an eye patch.

ALSO STARRING:
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Another day ending in WHYYYYYYY
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